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Sonlirain

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Re: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O
« Reply #98160 on: March 10, 2016, 02:31:14 pm »

Yeah. Did you see the balls on that monkey in that video?
It's an outrage!
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« Reply #98163 on: March 10, 2016, 04:37:50 pm »

Legendary Wizard shows up, gives everyone 3 cards and blows up everything on his way out.
Its a weirdly fitting card.


Kinda reminds me of Erasmus who teleported someone... but not any of his items... like clothes for example.
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Re: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O
« Reply #98164 on: March 10, 2016, 06:04:27 pm »



But you'll trust wizards way before DRUIDS
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« Reply #98165 on: March 10, 2016, 06:05:30 pm »

Yeah, even us wizards don't trust druids.
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« Reply #98166 on: March 10, 2016, 06:07:05 pm »

Legendary Wizard shows up, gives everyone 3 cards and blows up everything on his way out.
Its a weirdly fitting card.
Darksteel Plate plus some indestructible source of green mana (has got to exist somewhere)

Just wipe the board every turn for the troll factor.
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Re: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O
« Reply #98167 on: March 10, 2016, 06:10:52 pm »

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« Reply #98168 on: March 10, 2016, 06:14:42 pm »

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« Reply #98169 on: March 10, 2016, 06:16:59 pm »

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Re: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O
« Reply #98170 on: March 10, 2016, 06:20:18 pm »

I'd rather trust a wizard and a necromancer before I trust some sort of bear hugging druid.

Who knows what sort of shit they do while in animal form  >:v
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« Reply #98171 on: March 10, 2016, 06:25:02 pm »

Did anyone even actually play the game? I don't recall seeing a single screenshoot or actually hearing anything about the gameplay or the story, the only relevant thing about it is the box art. The true Mystery of Druids is why the hell the guy is so outraged.
Not a real Druid, he's wearing metal.
It's a mystery, obviously.
Who knows what sort of shit they do while in animal form  >:v
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« Reply #98172 on: March 10, 2016, 06:25:02 pm »

They fuck bears. That's not so mysterious.
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« Reply #98173 on: March 10, 2016, 06:25:29 pm »

I once knew a Druid who had Awakened an entire fucking forest.

The trees won't shut up and the rest of the wildlife had been chased off by the clan of Barbarian squirrels.

Better than Demoniacs, Diabolists, or any of the other fiend worshippers, at least.
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« Reply #98174 on: March 10, 2016, 06:50:34 pm »

Legendary Wizard shows up, gives everyone 3 cards and blows up everything on his way out.
Its a weirdly fitting card.


fun fact: in space station 13 wizards can give everybody guns if the wizard isn't feeling like murdering people himself. the function to distribute guns is literally called rightandwrong()
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they wouldn't be able to tell the difference between the raving confessions of a mass murdering cannibal from a recipe to bake a pie.
Knowing Belgium, everyone will vote for themselves out of mistrust for anyone else, and some kind of weird direct democracy coalition will need to be formed from 11 million or so individuals.
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