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[Reelya]

google.com is offline where I live for some reason. So I used bing.com to search for a video. The funny thing is that bing's video search seems to have better features than google, and gave me many more good suggestions that weren't youtube.com. I'm thinking that google owning youtube is causing them to artificially uprate youtube videos even if they're not the most relevant suggestions.

[Teneb]

The appropriate reaction, both to this page and the bus, is to wear a goat's head inscribed with a reversed pentagram as a hat.

I tried to find one of those fluffy, warm, cutesy hats that looks like a goat, but with a pentagram.
My Google Fu failed me.

I guess you could just find a goat hat and sew the pentagram.

[Amperzand]

If it's a public bus...I still don't know.

oh man i'm reminded of that time a guy heard a couple people on the bus speaking russian and started yelling at them to stop speaking spanish because we're in america (no joke)

it basically proceeded something like 12 angry men, everyone just sorta shunned him until he shut up, ended up getting off the bus and appeared to be ranting and raving about something or another

i honestly found it sorta funny at the time, since, uh, russian doesn't sound like spanish at all

Whatchu talkin' 'bout, sounds jus' th' same to drunk xenophobia-goggles.

[hops]

Strangers keep thinking I'm a girl before I start talking.

I mean- I identify as one, and I should be happy that I apparently pass.... but, HOW!? I usually wear male clothes, and I don't usually put on makeups. How on Earth does someone not see me as a male that I biologically am?

People who I consuled so far just say I'm cute and girly enough to pass, but honestly this is like pure witchcraft here. I live in Thailand, the land of femboys. People are normally good at recognizing genders, especially since the transvestites here prefer male pronouns.

[Rolan7]

Never have I seen such humblebragging.  I would be jelly, except I don't really try (to appear as androgynous as I feel).

Heartfelt congratulations, though, on appearing as you are.

[Loud Whispers]

The Thai is rubbing off on you

That could be rephrased better but I mean cultural osmosis and all that

[hops]

The Thai is rubbing off on you

That could be rephrased better but I mean cultural osmosis and all that

I mean, I'm Thai.

I just kind of expected that people living in a country where men look like women and women look like men and some women have penises to be better at recognizing sex.

[Rolan7]

To be honest I assumed that Thai people could tell the difference, too.

I guess you're just that good!

[Loud Whispers]

How do you know the Thai isn't rubbing off on them? Maybe the Thai culture is performing sexual harassment.

I got a m8 teaching in Thailand and he's not said anything about sexual harassment. Though he did accidentally piss off the local crime boss, which is odd because as a teacher he gets loads of respect but as the guy who pissed off the local crime boss on his first day in there are some areas his guide will not let him go to anymore :D

I mean, I'm Thai.
I just kind of expected that people living in a country where men look like women and women look like men and some women have penises to be better at recognizing sex.

They are well good at recognizing sex so you've probably just got 1337 androgyny

[hops]

I suppose it could be that they think I'm a tomboyish girl. Or probably a girl who is terrible at fashion.

[Orange Wizard]

If you still have your hair long, that might have something to do with it.

[NJW2000]

Wat. I'm confused. Your profile says that you're a girl. Wat.

Ah, he must be inadvertantly telling people he's female. Consider behavourial therapy.

[Rolan7]

Wat. I'm confused. Your profile says that you're a girl. Wat.

She is, she just has an unfortunate condition where some people don't see her that way.
Except they do, currently, thanks to her efforts.

[Helgoland]

Huh? I thought Objective Cinder was gay, not transsexual...

[hops]

Honestly I'm not sure either so just go with any explanation that you like.

I just set my profile as female because I got tired of people calling me a he.