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Amperzand

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Re: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O
« Reply #96735 on: February 18, 2016, 05:37:55 am »
I have been strongly feeling the call of the shitpost lately. How odd. It's like higher math, scholarship applications, and a forum game are mentally taxing. Who knew.
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Re: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O
« Reply #96736 on: February 18, 2016, 06:25:01 am »
Me?
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It has been determined that Trump is an average unladen swallow travelling northbound at his maximum sustainable speed of -3 Obama-cubits per second in the middle of a class 3 hurricane.

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Re: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O
« Reply #96737 on: February 18, 2016, 07:23:18 am »
I wasn't aware.
Then again I haven't been involved in education for a while.

In other news, last night I had one of those dreams where you wake up feeling like scum.
It's like subconscious me is all of the things I hated about teenage-me coupled with all the things I hate about current-me, and I had to sit and watch this screwup screw up for hours.
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Re: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O
« Reply #96738 on: February 18, 2016, 07:24:58 am »
Remember how I've said my stepdad's son is an idiot? Let me justify that claim: He dropped his phone into a puddle. He attempted to dry it off by placing it in the microwave.
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Re: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O
« Reply #96739 on: February 18, 2016, 07:26:19 am »
Oh wow.  He actually DID that?!
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It has been determined that Trump is an average unladen swallow travelling northbound at his maximum sustainable speed of -3 Obama-cubits per second in the middle of a class 3 hurricane.

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Re: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O
« Reply #96740 on: February 18, 2016, 07:27:59 am »
Well in all fairness that would technically work.
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Re: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O
« Reply #96741 on: February 18, 2016, 07:29:06 am »
Did he died?
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Re: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O
« Reply #96742 on: February 18, 2016, 07:30:00 am »
At least until the portal to Hell is opened in the microwave and Beelezebub drags him to Hell and make the kitchen dirty.
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Re: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O
« Reply #96743 on: February 18, 2016, 07:31:14 am »
Quote from: Cinder on February 18, 2016, 07:30:00 am
At least until the portal to Hell is opened in the microwave and Beelezebub drags him to Hell and make the kitchen dirty.

That's horrible! Someone would have to clean that kitchen.
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Re: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O
« Reply #96744 on: February 18, 2016, 11:08:15 am »
Today, I learned that it is vitally important never to boil dishsoap while ironing the carpet.
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Re: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O
« Reply #96745 on: February 18, 2016, 11:12:06 am »
:v
Please forgive my intrusion on the subject, but why are you boiling dishsoap?
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Re: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O
« Reply #96746 on: February 18, 2016, 11:20:30 am »
To get the pan clean.
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Re: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O
« Reply #96747 on: February 18, 2016, 11:34:26 am »
Why are you ironing the carpet?
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Re: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O
« Reply #96748 on: February 18, 2016, 11:41:16 am »
To get the wax out. I spilled a candle.
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Re: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O
« Reply #96749 on: February 18, 2016, 11:43:58 am »
Quote from: Furtuka on February 18, 2016, 03:49:47 am
http://youtu.be/UzKuBKqNRYI

WHAT

WHAT

WHAAAAAAAT

I DON'T KNOW HOW TO FEEL ABOUT THIS. TIME TO GET A PS4 AND IMPORT I GUESS?

Using Katia in the Granteed? What kind of idiot would do that? It hardly needs the extra range or agility.

...

It's definitely not enough to stop my hyperboner though. Hopefully the game does come out with an English translation and this is not the trailers fucking with us all. Because guess what? That would suck horribly. Regardless of who was piloting what.
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