I think I went shopping in an eldritch location masquerading as a furniture store today.
I swear that store was bigger than the building it resided in and the layout made less sense then a 10 player dwarf fortress community fort.
To elaborate:
When you enter that building you're in a small 3x3 meter room, with the checkout to the right and a single escalator in front. Directly behind the checkout there is a bend, so you can't look into the store, and since the checkout area is exit-only the only way to go is up the escalator, which goes up to the 4th floor.
Now you're standing in front of something actually called the "shopping tour line", which looks like a
stanley adventure line ripoff. It follows the corridor on a winding path that takes turns seemingly at random, I'm pretty at one point I turned right 4 times in succession, with various furniture exhibits lining the sides.
There are no shortcuts or any way to diverge from that friggin' line on the floor, aside from the emergency exits you pass every now and then.
Did I mention the store has no windows? I lost track of what actual direction I was going less then 2 minutes in, and I was really tempted to run out one of the emergency doors just to know where the heck I am.
That pattern continues until you reach the ground floor, which is taken up by one completely empty huge ass restaurant and a lot of non-furniture articles (small crap for 1€ each).
The way to the checkout is hidden behind an empty doorframe that on first glance looks like it leads to the staff only area.
And that is how I lost half my remaining SAN points by shopping for a new shower head.
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