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Author Topic: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O  (Read 14927772 times)

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Re: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O
« Reply #95130 on: February 02, 2016, 09:40:15 pm »

One news article; there are many more: http://www.cbsnews.com/news/sexting-modern-day-america-photo-vault-apps/

Some teens have even been arrested and charged with crimes - that article doesn't mention it, though.
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Re: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O
« Reply #95131 on: February 02, 2016, 09:41:36 pm »

"oh no teens are sharing naughty pictures it's a travesty"
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« Reply #95132 on: February 02, 2016, 09:53:54 pm »

Gee. I wonder what if you have a super weird fetish AND obsessive parents.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Balloon_fetish
Would they react? Would they even realize A THING?

Makes me wonder...
Poping balloons is most definitely not porn... but if you have a fetish for that it will "excite" you anyway.
Would a video of someone poping balloons WITH baloon fetishists in mind count as porn?
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Re: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O
« Reply #95133 on: February 02, 2016, 09:59:40 pm »

"oh no teens are sharing naughty pictures it's a travesty"

The problem is the possibility that teens are sharing naughty pictures of themselves. Who gets charged here, and how?

Makes me wonder...
Poping balloons is most definitely not porn... but if you have a fetish for that it will "excite" you anyway.
Would a video of someone poping balloons WITH baloon fetishists in mind count as porn?

Depends on how obvious it is, I guess. If it's just some random party game, probably not. If the video features ########## then probably yes. Okay, so my comparison is actually a thing. Redacted. What the fuck.

If I ever decided to upload the video I got of a drunken friend playing on a child's toy rocking-horse with Ride of the Valkyrie playing in the background, would it be porn for wooden toy horse enthusiasts?

Ah, and before I forget, poping a balloon.
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Re: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O
« Reply #95134 on: February 02, 2016, 10:07:21 pm »

Also, it's popping balloons, unless you have a fetish for getting people on the Internet annoyed with bad spelling.  ;P

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« Reply #95135 on: February 02, 2016, 10:11:45 pm »

I think if it was naked people popping balloons between their supple forms, you're in trouble.
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Re: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O
« Reply #95136 on: February 02, 2016, 10:40:43 pm »

2 things.

1) My english teacher asked the class today "How big is your brave?" Like, WTF? You're the english teacher! You're supposed to know grammar and stuff!

2) My science teacher lost a paper. That I did TWICE. After I showed it to her, and specifically watched her put away. WTF LADY. GET YOUR STUFF TOGETHER.
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« Reply #95137 on: February 02, 2016, 10:45:28 pm »

True i guess there might be some... effed up baloon porn out there.
Altho parents would likely not check google searches for "Baloons or "baloon poping".

2 things.

1) My english teacher asked the class today "How big is your brave?" Like, WTF? You're the english teacher! You're supposed to know grammar and stuff!

2) My science teacher lost a paper. That I did TWICE. After I showed it to her, and specifically watched her put away. WTF LADY. GET YOUR STUFF TOGETHER.

My sister (who is an english teacher) wanted me to check her translations.
Examples include:
"What color is apple."
"What missing?"
"Freely of speech."

Also you totally should answer in a way that implies you keep a tribe of native americans in your basement or something.
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Re: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O
« Reply #95138 on: February 02, 2016, 11:00:19 pm »

"oh no teens are sharing naughty pictures it's a travesty"

The problem is the possibility that teens are sharing naughty pictures of themselves. Who gets charged here, and how?


No one when laws are being made and enforced by sane people. Unfortunately they're not. The fact that anyone ever gets charged with anything for that qualifies as clear a reductio ad absurdium of the relevant statutes. There is clearly no victim in these cases except for the persons being charged.

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Re: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O
« Reply #95139 on: February 02, 2016, 11:05:22 pm »

No one when laws are being made and enforced by sane people. Unfortunately they're not. The fact that anyone ever gets charged with anything for that qualifies as clear a reductio ad absurdium of the relevant statutes. There is clearly no victim in these cases except for the persons being charged.

There can be. Mostly from assholes sharing the pictures they receive, or worse, posting them online.

I helped make a video on the subject back in grade 12. Even had a police officer involved to help make it. He knew his stuff, unlike the district school board. Did you know that sexting is taking a picture of yourself in the mirror? That was their only qualifier for sexting. And other students were asking lots of questions about random sex laws.

Anyway, the video was a runner to become an educational video for the district schools, but I don't know if it was ever chosen or not.

But yeah, those assholes are shit.
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« Reply #95140 on: February 02, 2016, 11:10:24 pm »

everyone. charge everyone with all the crimes
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« Reply #95141 on: February 02, 2016, 11:18:50 pm »

There can be. Mostly from assholes sharing the pictures they receive, or worse, posting them online.
Charging everyone because someone may abuse it is kinda excessive.
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« Reply #95142 on: February 02, 2016, 11:27:29 pm »

Gosh this porn tangent certainly lasted longer than I wood have expected it to.
...Wait, we aren't doing puns anymore, are we? Fuck.
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« Reply #95143 on: February 02, 2016, 11:32:39 pm »

Wow, I confused this thread with the D&D thread just on the page of druid puns earlier...
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« Reply #95144 on: February 03, 2016, 12:38:51 am »

Yoink seriously can you not force the puns down our throat for once?
I'm sick of getting shafted.
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