Work has a webpage on the intraweb where they post Voluntary time off. Basically when there's no work to be done the administration puts up a number of 'slots' thet people can claim that lets them clock out for the times specified.
Prople over the last year have noticed that the slots show up as availible in that system often a good 5 or 10 minutes before they are announced.
Fast forward to to the dystopian vto world of December 2015. Everybody who wants time off has scripts installed on their browsers to reload that page every 5 seconds. Some even have the scripts set to automatically take any slots available as they appear. If you are not automatically reloading the page, you are not getting VTO. period. The entire intranet is beginning to crumble under the load as a good portion of the over 2000 workers have their computers set to constantly refresh the page every. second. Custom scripts to automatically take slots are actually being given out as currency. One person openly offered to give their custom firefox script to someone willing to cover for one of their work days.
Administration responds in an amusing way. The page is now programmed to have a gif of Dennis Nedry saying "Uh Uh Uh, you didn't say the magic word." come up instead of the vto page if a person accesses the page more than 3 times in 2 minutes. It caused an uproar of people complaining how it's so unfair and that they might as well stop giving VTO out if they are doing that. Some even threaten to quit.
Completely ignoring the fact that you aren't even suppose to know it's there before the vto is announced. My coworkers boggle the mind. I mean it's not like they are stopping folks from doing it, they're just forcing people to set their scripts to reload once every 31 seconds instead of once every 5. You know, so it stops bringing the servers to it's knees.
EDIT: I considered fixing the lack of sleep fueled typos but I like them so they are staying.