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Re: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O
« Reply #92100 on: December 16, 2015, 05:05:51 pm »

"My Friend The Weremarmoset: A Love Story" was a legendary cat leather-bound book. The written portion consists of a 103 page treatise on relations between dwarves and werebeasts, by Urist Furheart. The writing is of poor quality, but menaces with rings of lust.


Slovenian President Borut Pahor, the man, the legend, the sea creature.
At least he's more active than Kim Jong Un.
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Re: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O
« Reply #92101 on: December 16, 2015, 05:08:04 pm »

and concerns the romance between a vampire and "a were-tiger princess". That sounds more like a really munchkin D&D party than a novel. When did repressed housewives replace teenage neckbeards?

Aren't vampirism and lycanthrophy both essentially STDs?

Also, the idea of repressed housewives getting together for a good ol' D&D session sounds pretty funny.

It is more that it is becoming less and less taboo for people to express their sexualities.

So instead of ostracized weirdos being the only ones who do, because they don't care about taboo or they used the internet, the everyday average person is.

Especially... groups who are NOT ALLOWED TO HAVE SEXUALITY!!! like... EWWWW Housewives! Only young women are allowed to have a sex life...

Ohh wait sorry I forgot we don't live in the 1950s.
Yeah, cause that's totally what I was saying.  ::)

Ohh no it really wasn't :P

Well ok you did say "Teenage Neckbeards" and "repressed housewives" and thus... you were being discriminatory.
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Re: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O
« Reply #92102 on: December 16, 2015, 05:11:03 pm »

"My Friend The Weremarmoset: A Love Story" was a legendary cat leather-bound book. The written portion consists of a 103 page treatise on relations between dwarves and werebeasts, by Urist Furheart. The writing is of poor quality, but menaces with rings of lust.


Slovenian President Borut Pahor, the man, the legend, the sea creature.
At least he's more active than Kim Jong Un.
Are you implying that there is someone who is superior to our glorious leader?
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Re: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O
« Reply #92104 on: December 16, 2015, 05:17:22 pm »

The list just keeps going; _;
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Re: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O
« Reply #92105 on: December 16, 2015, 05:20:05 pm »

"My Friend The Weremarmoset: A Love Story" was a legendary cat leather-bound book. The written portion consists of a 103 page treatise on relations between dwarves and werebeasts, by Urist Furheart. The writing is of poor quality, but menaces with rings of lust.


Slovenian President Borut Pahor, the man, the legend, the sea creature.
At least he's more active than Kim Jong Un.
Are you implying that there is someone who is superior to our glorious leader?

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Re: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O
« Reply #92106 on: December 16, 2015, 05:50:54 pm »

Ah, the furmanity!
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that book isn't working out for one of the cover characters, and it's the one who's half the size of the other
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Re: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O
« Reply #92107 on: December 16, 2015, 05:54:49 pm »

Ah, the furmanity!
barbed feline cock
that book isn't working out for one of the cover characters, and it's the one who's half the size of the other

How do women do it...
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Re: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O
« Reply #92108 on: December 16, 2015, 05:57:45 pm »

Ah, the furmanity!
barbed feline cock
that book isn't working out for one of the cover characters, and it's the one who's half the size of the other

How do women do it...
If you're talking about barbed feline cock the answer is rarely and illegally
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Re: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O
« Reply #92109 on: December 16, 2015, 05:59:35 pm »

Ah, the furmanity!
barbed feline cock
that book isn't working out for one of the cover characters, and it's the one who's half the size of the other

How do women do it...
If you're talking about barbed feline cock the answer is rarely and illegally
And never more than once.
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Re: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O
« Reply #92110 on: December 16, 2015, 06:24:40 pm »

Ah, the furmanity!
barbed feline cock
that book isn't working out for one of the cover characters, and it's the one who's half the size of the other

How do women do it...

Well using a condom would drastically decrease sensation for both parties, so that might help
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Re: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O
« Reply #92111 on: December 16, 2015, 06:25:28 pm »

Ah, the furmanity!
barbed feline cock
that book isn't working out for one of the cover characters, and it's the one who's half the size of the other
How do women do it...
If you're talking about barbed feline cock the answer is rarely and illegally
And never more than once.
Ruins you for all the other cats.
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Re: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O
« Reply #92112 on: December 16, 2015, 07:19:13 pm »

My god, these bugfixes:
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Stopped cats from dying of alcohol poisoning after walking over damp tavern floors and cleaning themselves (reduced effect)
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Re: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O
« Reply #92113 on: December 16, 2015, 07:25:37 pm »

Hrm. Actually looks like stopping it entirely puts it behind (ahead of?) reality. Quick check shows that death by alcohol exposure is actually a thing for cats, and can apparently happen just because of being doused in the stuff, nevermind straight up normally ingesting any of it.
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Re: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O
« Reply #92114 on: December 16, 2015, 07:51:31 pm »

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Bug 5971: Fat dwarves eating causes lag
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