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[Scelly9]

That is the most awesome thing ever.

[King DZA]

I'll never be able to understand how I seem to be the only person on the planet who has a problem with walking into a store and seeing multiple "#1 Dad" coffee mugs/keychains

[Loud Whispers]

I saw a man on a horse today, riding down the highway. Here's the weird part: he was wearing chain armor, a tunic, and a helmet. There's no ren-fairs in the area, so it was a complete mystery to me.

Turns out it's some dude from Quebec riding across the country.

I would see no other choice of option other than joining this person's cause.

[MaximumZero]

I saw a man on a horse today, riding down the highway. Here's the weird part: he was wearing chain armor, a tunic, and a helmet. There's no ren-fairs in the area, so it was a complete mystery to me.

Turns out it's some dude from Quebec riding across the country.

I would see no other choice of option other than joining this person's cause.

That's right. He must be the king!

[Aklyon]

I saw a man on a horse today, riding down the highway. Here's the weird part: he was wearing chain armor, a tunic, and a helmet. There's no ren-fairs in the area, so it was a complete mystery to me.

Turns out it's some dude from Quebec riding across the country.

I would see no other choice of option other than joining this person's cause.

That's right. He must be the king!

Canada: Now with lolwat random King of honourable calvarymen!

[penguinofhonor]

I'll never be able to understand how I seem to be the only person on the planet who has a problem with walking into a store and seeing multiple "#1 Dad" coffee mugs/keychains

It's a very large tie.

[Scelly9]

Our semi-sweet baking chocolate has disappeared.

[penguinofhonor]

Just use fully sweet chocolate.

[Scelly9]

Have none of that either. Something is wrong with my house.

[Flying Dice]

I saw a man on a horse today, riding down the highway. Here's the weird part: he was wearing chain armor, a tunic, and a helmet. There's no ren-fairs in the area, so it was a complete mystery to me.

Turns out it's some dude from Quebec riding across the country.

I would see no other choice of option other than joining this person's cause.

That's right. He must be the king!

Canada: Now with lolwat random King of honourable calvarymen!

But how can we tell he's the King?

[Aklyon]

Do you see any other armored horsemen around here? He looks like a king compared to the rest of the people, they're just wearing tshirts.

[Lord Dullard]

--- edit: removed horrible pun that I should probably be shot for ---

[Flying Dice]

I would like to thank everyone for not making the tired response to that.

[Pnx]

I would like to thank everyone for not making the tired response to that.

Monty Python is so over done...

Of course, people probably only didn't respond because they didn't think to... and after you set it up so beautifully too.

[Aklyon]

I was going to, but I decided to go with the slightly less obvious version instead.