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[TD1]

Hahaha. That explains it.

Ahhh have fun. I have some teachers in my flat. They are remarkably dull, grunt, and play football in the hall. Then again, they're training to be teachers

[GiglameshDespair]

...That's actually pretty terrible. Can any children see it?

It's a college dorm so thankfully no unless some has their family visiting.

I miss last year when my floor was filled with engineers and business majors. Now its full of jocks. I think a basketball team made group arrangements or something. I just-

WHY DO WHITE JOCKS MAKE THOSE GRUNTING AND WHOOPING NOISES. WHY DO THEY GRUNT. IS IT SOME BIZARRE DISPLAY OF IRONY?

It's the call of the Bro.

[hops]

It's the preferred method of communication by the Greater Douchebag.

[GiglameshDespair]

So I had a blood test today. I honestly don't see what people complain about.
I went in there, they shanked my arm with a needle, nicked my blood, and that was it. Barely even hurt and over in less than a minute.

But you hear people complain like the nurses take blood with a chainsaw.

[TD1]

I just hate needles. Give me the heeby jeebys.

[Aseaheru]

 So, a plump helmet man bard-turned-dancer-turned-lord has decided to mandate the construction of some stuff for him. Since he is treated as an animal I cant find out what he wants made.

 Watch as he tries to get one of my dwarves killed or I make whatever he wants by accident.

 Heck, he isn't even a local lord.

[ArKFallen]

So I had a blood test today. I honestly don't see what people complain about.
I went in there, they shanked my arm with a needle, nicked my blood, and that was it. Barely even hurt and over in less than a minute.

But you hear people complain like the nurses take blood with a chainsaw.

My brother dislikes needles and the nurse needed to use the needle 3 times on his still arm because she missed the vein. Repeatedly.

[IcyTea31]

But you hear people complain like the nurses take blood with a chainsaw.

Don't they? ...I need to change doctors.

 

[Orange Wizard]

I just hate needles. Give me the heeby jeebys.

Me too. Bloody things are really horrible.

[Amperzand]

The one time I've had blood taken was quite unpleasant, but not really horrifying enough to be avoided if considered medically useful.

[Yoink]

So I had a blood test today. I honestly don't see what people complain about.
I went in there, they shanked my arm with a needle, nicked my blood, and that was it. Barely even hurt and over in less than a minute.

But you hear people complain like the nurses take blood with a chainsaw.

My brother dislikes needles and the nurse needed to use the needle 3 times on his still arm because she missed the vein. Repeatedly.

Isn't that why you tighten a belt around your bicep first?
...Huh. Windows/Opera is telling me "bicep" isn't a word. That's my WTF for the evening.

[Amperzand]

Google claims that "Biceps" is both singular and plural.

WTF-worthy indeed.

[itisnotlogical]

I fear I've pulled a muscle in the back of my head. I dozed off with my head at an odd angle one night, and I've had stabbing pains in the same spot on my head ever since.

How did I manage to pull a muscle on my skull?

[scriver]

I'm totally fine with needles used on myself, but I cent stand watching them going into others without it freaking me out. It's just something about the needle tearing through the skin that hives me the chills. Don't like wasps of the non-bee-like kind for the sake reason. Their stinger/parasite planter needle is too damn creepy.

 

So I had a blood test today. I honestly don't see what people complain about.
I went in there, they shanked my arm with a needle, nicked my blood, and that was it. Barely even hurt and over in less than a minute.

But you hear people complain like the nurses take blood with a chainsaw.

My brother dislikes needles and the nurse needed to use the needle 3 times on his still arm because she missed the vein. Repeatedly.

Isn't that why you tighten a belt around your bicep first?

Some people have much harder to reach veins than others. Or so I assume based on how many nurses have remarked that finding mine was very easy and the implied opposite.

[TheBiggerFish]

Google claims that "Biceps" is both singular and plural.

WTF-worthy indeed.

Meh?