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[Spehss _]

I copy and pasted Tack's personal text in Google Translate (it's in Japanese).
First time it read "That's enough."
I copied it once again and it said "I'll again say it's very good."
I copied it once again and IT DOESN'T MAKE SENSE ANYMORE

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[LordBaal]

I copy and pasted Tack's personal text in Google Translate (it's in Japanese).
First time it read "That's enough."
I copied it once again and it said "I'll again say it's very good."
I copied it once again and IT DOESN'T MAKE SENSE ANYMORE

For me it always say "That's enough."

Maybe you didn't copy all the characters for the second time?

"I'll again say it's very good." Translates to 私は再び、それは非常に良いことだと言うでしょう

[Yoink]

I get the feeling Rubidium translated the words into English, then translated the results back into Japanese(?) and back again, so on and so on. Google translate often causes weirdness in such cases.

[WealthyRadish]

I'm fairly sure google translate has some protections to prevent hilarious back and forth translations now. You may have to reload the page or even clear your browsing cache to get it to derail into increasingly bizarre mistranslations, otherwise it'll remember the translation it gave and give back the original (as a cheap way of feigning accuracy).

[RedKing]

What. The. Actual. Fuck.

[Lord_lemonpie]

Okay, so I got in my first actual fight today. Really weird, almost seemed like some kind of odd dream. I was arguing with someone in the middle of class and apparently I provoked him or something but he just jumped at me, grabbed my throat and started kicking. I only pushed him away from me (didn't want to get problems, oh boy he's gonna get 'em) and then two people dragged him out off the classroom. He ran home or something, doesn't reply to phone calls or texts from school.

[Teneb]

What. The. Actual. Fuck.

That was... educational.

[Yoink]

What. The. Actual. Fuck.

Um. Wow.

I scream, you scream, and plop plop, baby.

Not gonna knock it 'til I've tried it- I often "spend too much time on the chamber pot", so perhaps I should give it a try.

[TempAcc]

Oh man, I was searching for that commercial to post it on the laughs thread, but I guess you beat me to it. Its true, too, in the sense that squatting is a better position for that, not unicorn icecream poop (unfortunely).

[Helgoland]

Not gonna knock it 'til I've tried it- I often "spend too much time on the chamber pot", so perhaps I should give it a try.

Squatting definitely helps with that. You could just hop on the seat though, and save yourself the money.

[Graknorke]

Is it too much effort to draw up your legs without anything underneath them? Or lean forwards? And even then you could just use any old footstool thing.
Seems to me like the kind of thing you shouldn't need a specially designed product for.

[Yoink]

Not gonna knock it 'til I've tried it- I often "spend too much time on the chamber pot", so perhaps I should give it a try.

Squatting definitely helps with that. You could just hop on the seat though, and save yourself the money.

Well, that's what I meant. I wasn't about to buy some strange pooping peripheral on the off chance it might ease my bowel movements, haha.

[Rose]

There has to be a better way!

[Akura]

Just stick a stepping stool or something under your feet.

[scrdest]

No, but we should respect it because it's reasonable and costs us nothing. I kick puppies.

I don't want to dispute that, just as a disclaimer, but I'm actually curious - wouldn't it be totally deniable anyway? I mean, see above - you can put anything in a quote and attribute it to someone on the kind of software the forums run on.