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[Arx]

Hey, what do you need? About six to seven liters of blood in a human, blood's (and ethanol's) density is approximately that of water... Plug in a rough estimate of m_Cinder and Bob's your uncle!

Well, you'd need Cinder's bodyweight and blood volume (estimable from pressure?) to be exact.

And I have pretty solid evidence that my uncles are Mike and Dale, thanks.

[Flying Dice]

At least they aren't Chip and Dale.

[TempAcc]

This can only be solved by a practical experiment. We must capture cinder and substitute enough of his bodyweight for pure ethanol.

Then we all drink him, because ehh, it would be a waste not to :v

[Bohandas]

Earlier on one of the buildings in the city had some kind of dark smear across it like someone had drawn on it with a huge marker or squashed some gargantuan insect. A co-worker saw it too and I snapped a photo of it. A little while later it suddenly looked normal again.

EDIT:
Now that I think of it, it may have been the shadow cast by a large construction crane a couple of blocks down

EDIT:
though that explanation has the issue that 1.) the sky is hazy today and most things aren't casting distinct shadows most of the time and 2.) I'm not sure the sun, the building with the splotch and the building with the crane are aligned correctly for that

EDIT:
Unless there's some trick of perspective going on and the one that looks closer is actually farther

[Graknorke]

It's the NWO's moon projectors having a fault. You've proven that the Earth is flat and the moon landings were fake, good job.

[Arx]

It's the NWO's moon projectors having a fault. You've proven that the Earth is flat and the moon landings were fake, good job.

Nah, it was the shadow of one of the alien UFOs that people normally can't see due to chemtrails. There was a fault in the chemtrail system. If this had happened on 11/9 it would have been obvious that aliens did it.

[RedKing]

I'm not saying it's aliens but...

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I am saying it's *not* aliens.

[Frumple]

... somewhere in florida (at the least), there is a MOE transportation company. Happened yesterday, but seeing it plastered across the side of the one of those large moving trucks was... not what I was expecting.

Full name is apparently Moving Office Equipment, but, well. They plaster MOE in huge letters across the side of their trucks. Things are otherwise unadorned, unfortunately. They missed an opportunity for blobby absurdity.

[Bauglir]

They missed an opportunity for blobby absurdity.

or a bartender

[Yoink]

Go get some cider instead - it tastes like the adult version of apple juice.

Protip: no it doesn't. It tastes like alcohol with a hint of apple. Basically the only drinks I've found that don't taste overpoweringly of alcohol are those containing flavors that are more overpowering like grapefruit or blood orange.

Cider is a very varied drink. I don't even drink the stuff very often and I know that- there are the gross, sickly-sweet ciders, ciders that taste like carbonated apple juice, good ciders which taste much more bitter/better, and plenty in between. Little Fat Lamb is probably my favourite cider, although I am probably biased due to the local grocery disposals store selling it really cheap for a long time... I hate their new label's design, though. Bastards.

I can't think of any specific WTFs to contribute to the thread right now.
Oh, Hungry Jack's has a vegetarian burger patty these days. I guess that counts? I tried it earlier, and it wasn't bad. Yay progress!

[Rolan7]

Dunno how much of a WTF this is, but in America we actually call cider "hard cider" if it has any alcohol.
Nonalcoholic cider tastes pretty good, too.  I actually buy it pretty often, in comes in quart containers like milk.

[Bauglir]

and before anybody asks what the difference between apple juice and non-alcoholic cider is over here in eagleland, it's simple

if it's yellow, you've got juice there, fellow
if it's brown, you're in cider town

[Yoink]

Dunno how much of a WTF this is, but in America we actually call cider "hard cider" if it has any alcohol.
Nonalcoholic cider tastes pretty good, too.  I actually buy it pretty often, in comes in quart containers like milk.

Non-alcoholic cider? You wash your mouth out with soap.
That's almost as bad as alcoholic ginger beer

[Arx]

What is the taste difference, actually?

[Rolan7]

Cider's a lot more tart, and I think has bits of apple pulp in it kinda like orange juice (but not as much).

What I want is some bosmeri meat-booze.  Probably not alcoholic, but a similar effect.