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[Frumple]

Have you considered... Opera?

Also I'm sure you could make a pretty awesome battery casing out of ribs. Probably wouldn't be the best battery the world's ever seen, and it likely wouldn't be the most compatible in the world (unless you just used the rib bones as material and carved them down to size, but where's the fun in that?), but it would look amazing. High tech necrogothic-chic.

[Bohandas]

Firefox absolutely refuses to let me log onto the forums. Both Edge and Chrome work, but not firefox. Same password, same username, but different results.
Whyy? Firefox is the only one that has full functionality with the post editor!

Try Pale Moon. It's a fork of Firefox that doesn't suck.

This is Outer Fortress. We've created a forum where shitposts will always have a place.

I think there were some people disappointed that didn't actually lead to a knock-off Bay12.

Here!

[quinnr]

My one pair of dress pants is not in this state.

Tomorrow is the only day this year that I expect to need them.

How they ended up not on the only hanger I ever put them on with my suit top is...questionable.

Excuse me while I find a list of all nearby department stores that open by 9AM. (giving me a maximum of 30 minutes to find a pair of pants, purchase it, and take the subway back home). Oh...like 2. You better have tall people clothes I swear to the powers that be if you don't I'm never speaking to another human again.

[scrdest]

Whoever made the place would have administrator status. Thus, there would always be the temptation and potential for them to abuse it.

Make a new account, make the board, immediately get the account banned forever.

No gods, no masters. Only shitposts.

[Graknorke]

Is a man not entitled to the shit of his own posts?

No says the OP, it belongs in a different thread.
No says the backseat mod, it belongs kept to yourself.
No says the Toad, it belongs in the trash.

I rejected those answers. Instead, I chose something different. I chose the impossible. I chose... The Outer Fortress.

[Orange Wizard]

http://outerfortress.userboard.net/

E: I'm sleep deprived and it seemed like a good idea at the time.

[Xantalos]

Oh dear

[Baffler]

A forum without a staff, where users shitpost not for games or memes, but only for themselves.

The moderators of this forum will try hard to edit or remove reprehensible messages as soon as possible.

Something's not right here...

Edit: still made an account.

[Akura]

Ugh, woke up sore everywhere, too tired since I was awake half the night trying to keep warm(despite heavy blankets and a heater in the next room). I've had a cough for the past several days. If it was an option for me, I would have called in sick.

But I didn't.

Work was shorthanded by about half a dozen people(most called in sick). They still expected us to make a slightly larger-than-normal quota. Store was exceptionally crowded, even for a Saturday. They had me rolling product to the sales floor(which requires both strength, and the ability to navigate around assholes. Neither of which I had). My sister checked my forehead and said I had a fever. Shortly before leaving, we had to deal with(by sucking up and doing nothing) a kid who had been crying for about 2 hours straight.

I really should have called in sick.

The only thing that would have made my day complete is if my ex-girlfriend showed up - something that's not impossible though I figure unlikely. Then I would have been convinced I had truly died and gone to hell, where my only comfort would be, from the looks of it, that I killed everyone around me and dragged them down with me as well.



On a less unhappy WTF: This may be my fever talking, but I just looked at an American penny, which has Abraham Lincoln's face on it, upside-down. Totally looks like some ugly-faced dude with a neckbeard and a pope hat.

[Truean]

My dad just tried to claim that he invented the photo array for automobiles to show what parts were installed when....

This is a standard evidence device and they've been using it since the early 1940s against Ford, Dodge and Studebaker. That was my inspiration to apply it to what he was doing.

Neither one of us invented it, it's been around before he was. He got fucking pissed at the idea that he didn't invent it. He didn't. It's been a standard idea since the early forties (before him). And, if he thought it up, where did his source of inspiration come from? I just suggested using an already existing idea as applied to his stuff (and showed him something I whipped up for him years ago as proof).

This shit keeps happening. I try to warn somebody that they are on the wrong path; they get pissed about it; and yell at me.... Low and behold, I'm right and it blows up in their faces if they don't listen to me. I just wanna scream over him, "Dude! This is your Mitt Romney 47% moment that cost him the election. If you run around saying this is your claim to fame, then people will not like it."

It's as if I have no credibility, despite being right, a lot. I have no ulterior motive: not money, not rights, not anything. But damn it, I don't want him to make a fool of himself.

[Loud Whispers]

True that Tru; the truth doesn't always come easy to the proud

[scrdest]

True that Tru; the truth doesn't always come easy to the delusional

FTFY

[Orange Wizard]

There's a lot of overlap between pride and delusion so vov

[TheBiggerFish]

True that Tru; the truth doesn't always come easy to the delusional (or the proud) (or the proudly delusional)

FTFY

FTFY

[Truean]

And he's still trying to explain his way out of this one....