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[Neonivek]

... What, because it's red?

Well between the evil aliens... Hell being on mars... The planet itself being alive and trying to kill everything.

It is like evil condensate on Mars.

[TempAcc]

Nah, Mars is pretty chill, if a bit sneaky. Jupiter is our big bro, keeping all the scary space things from getting into the solar system, and so is saturn. Venus is the real evil one.

[Neonivek]

Nah, Mars is pretty chill, if a bit sneaky. Jupiter is our big bro, keeping all the scary space things from getting into the solar system, and so is saturn. Venus is the real evil one.

Only Feminazis live on Venus though.

[scriver]

Of course the sexy female planet has to be the evil one :V

[Arx]

Of course the sexy female planet has to be the evil one :V

The sexy female planet that looks enticingly Earth-like to the naïve astronomer, but actually conceals a boiling, caustic interior.

[TempAcc]

Yea, under that gawdy skirt there's only a huge, scorching, poisonous and dense as fuck hell :v

This is funny because before we actualy sent a probe under Venus' atmosphere, a lot of optimistic astronomers thought there was actualy a huge, fern filled swamp under the clouds. Said probe only lasted a few hours, AFAIK.

[scriver]

More like four seconds.

[Sirus]

Around 23 minutes, actually.

[Frumple]

Of course the sexy female planet has to be the evil one :V

The sexy female planet that looks enticingly Earth-like to the naïve astronomer, but actually conceals a boiling, caustic interior.

It's also the devil, don't forget that one. Good ol' morning star.

[itisnotlogical]

I'm tasting mustard on my sandwich, though there's none on it. I swear it's coming from the lettuce, somehow.

I hate mustard, but this is actually really pleasant, kind of a faint undertone. Why can't real mustard be like this semi-imaginary mustard flavor?

[Rolan7]

Maybe it's mustard greens somehow?
I wish I tasted ghost mustard, I like mustard.

It's also *Lucifer*.  Based on the Bible, Old Scratch is someone else.
Hm, my cat was black and I named her Luci after him.  Maybe I should get a white cat and name him Noctis or something.

[IcyTea31]

I'm tasting mustard on my sandwich, though there's none on it. I swear it's coming from the lettuce, somehow.

I hate mustard, but this is actually really pleasant, kind of a faint undertone. Why can't real mustard be like this semi-imaginary mustard flavor?

Are you sure the bread/lettuce/other ingredient is still good to eat? I once had an odd mayonnaise-like taste on my sandwich, and had eaten half of it before I noticed it was almost completely covered in mold.

[itisnotlogical]

Nope, it was good.

And I just passed an earbud over my laptop's power switch (I swear I didn't touch it) and it acted as if I hit the button. What is wrong with today.

[miauw62]

i once accidentally held down my laptop power button for 10 seconds, causing it to turn off and corrupt my hard drive. it can happen

[IcyTea31]

Nope, it was good.

And I just passed out.

I had to double take.