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Author Topic: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O  (Read 14974274 times)

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Re: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O
« Reply #87330 on: October 07, 2015, 08:18:35 pm »

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Re: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O
« Reply #87331 on: October 07, 2015, 08:19:55 pm »

They're probably from Magus, and he wants you to fight him in his magic basement.
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Re: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O
« Reply #87332 on: October 07, 2015, 08:20:53 pm »

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Re: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O
« Reply #87333 on: October 07, 2015, 08:21:21 pm »

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« Reply #87334 on: October 07, 2015, 08:23:04 pm »

Seriously though, it pissed me off.  I kept anticipating the quick FPS "pull clip away and shove in a new one near instantly", like I could see the reload animation playing in my head, but it never happened.
My first thought when I saw the trailer "How will EA fuck this up?" I learned my answer eventually. (No single player mission, all online, multiplayer only, "on the rails" vehicles ect.)
But, as for the "no reload animation," We reload because we use cartridges that take up space inside of the magazine. Lasers simply use energy, and what you are seeing is a large battery/energy generator."
I'm ok with the concept of that, but they shouldn't be putting what clearly looks like a magazine from a real life gun on their blaster and then not give you the option to reload.

It doesn't even make sense.  If its a long-lasting battery, why make it external like that?  That's not how actual battery operated products in real life work, and if the battery is external it could get hit by a stray bolt and render the entire gun inoperable.  It even sticks out at an awkward angle that might cause the gun to get caught on things unnecessarily.

Also, watching another video, apparently both side's primary weapons are assault-rifle-esque blasters that have projectile tracking and random scatter.  But any rebel can unlock a hitscan (or so fast it makes no difference) sniper rifle that scores a one shot kill on a headshot.  And they still get the same "primary" as everyone else on top of that.  Why did anyone think that was a good idea?
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Re: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O
« Reply #87335 on: October 07, 2015, 08:26:24 pm »

No space battle, no purchase. And fuck Konami!

Or EA, or something, fuck Konami!
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Re: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O
« Reply #87336 on: October 07, 2015, 08:36:32 pm »

I'm not impressed by the gameplay to be honest.  As someone who isn't super attached to the series.

List of FPS sins so far:
Putting some players in a "high power" role that makes other players cannon fodder (being able to play as Tie Fighters and Darth Vader)
Sniper rifles with no restriction (such as TF2 charge time)+unrestricted access to sniper weapons+hitscan weapons that are higher DPS than non-hitscan weapons
Free and easy access to grenades+AoE weapons that kill for most of their radius
Being forced to stand next to objectives that are easily targetable by OHK attacks like grenades

So yeah.  Almost literally everything I have seen about the game is something that ruins or compromises gameplay in every FPS its included in.  I included "+" markers for related but separate sins.
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Re: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O
« Reply #87337 on: October 07, 2015, 09:00:15 pm »

But you can experience the Battle of Hoth in this one! :P

No space battle, no purchase.
Flip, is that really off the table?  After everyone loved the seamless ground-to-space in the Free Radical version, which got scrapped?
Wow, this is not sounding great.
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Re: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O
« Reply #87338 on: October 07, 2015, 09:01:08 pm »

Saw a video of the new battlefront beta.  Player was on the stormtrooper team.  His blaster had what very much looked like a side mounted magazine, but the game has no reload mechanic that I'm aware of.  This bothered me way more than it should have.
Seriously though, it pissed me off.  I kept anticipating the quick FPS "pull clip away and shove in a new one near instantly", like I could see the reload animation playing in my head, but it never happened.
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You do realize that EA didn't design the weapons, right?

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So if you're looking for someone to blame, blame the New Hope film crew for using real guns as the base for their prop guns. Most of the infantry weapons have similar appearances (at least in the original trilogy) because pretty much everything was a different conversion of the Sterling. A few that weren't: Leia's pistol was a Vostok Margolin .22LR target pistol with cosmetic changes to the muzzle, a couple of the heavy blasters were based on the MG34 and MG15, the Ion Blaster was a heavily cut down Lee Enfield, stuff like that.
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Re: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O
« Reply #87339 on: October 07, 2015, 09:09:22 pm »

I think the problem is more that they didn't actually *reload* that magazine to reload.  Even though it's obviously a magazine, and they reloaded in other games.  The other Battlefront games even.

I guess it would have been one thing if they'd removed the magazines and given everyone blaster charges, at least it'd be internally consistent, still dumb though.  I've heard some people take the Star Wars canon quite seriously.
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« Reply #87340 on: October 07, 2015, 09:13:16 pm »

I'm pretty hyped for Battlefront.
Obviously the footage so far is a bit clunky, but that's to be expected- it isn't even in beta yet for grisha5's sakes.
That reminds me, doesn't the beta start today? Hmm...
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Re: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O
« Reply #87341 on: October 07, 2015, 09:16:04 pm »

But you can experience the Battle of Hoth in this one! :P

No space battle, no purchase.
Flip, is that really off the table?  After everyone loved the seamless ground-to-space in the Free Radical version, which got scrapped?
Wow, this is not sounding great.

space battles were friggin awful

they had arbitrary gravity and shit

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Re: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O
« Reply #87342 on: October 07, 2015, 09:19:51 pm »

But you can experience the Battle of Hoth in this one! :P

No space battle, no purchase.
Flip, is that really off the table?  After everyone loved the seamless ground-to-space in the Free Radical version, which got scrapped?
Wow, this is not sounding great.

space battles were friggin awful

they had arbitrary gravity and shit

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=agcRwGDKulw

Judging by how the original movie worked... Not unusual at all.
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Re: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O
« Reply #87343 on: October 07, 2015, 11:06:26 pm »

why do i make such interesting things so unappealing

not how, i know exactly how

i just want to know why and why i can't do it any other way

i have a working mouse interface/manual in dwarf fortress (I.E literally everything everyone wants for the game) but it's part of an obscure friggin SCP tycoon mod that maybe one or two people will play

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Re: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O
« Reply #87344 on: October 08, 2015, 12:07:48 am »

Have you tried extracting it from the other part of the mod then?
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