omg... you all are running with this idea. To be specific I am using a Mellow Yellow bottle since it was most convenient. Other than being remarkably clear it has potential. I would go with a Root Beer bottle, probably Barg's since it has tinting on it, for a red wine though. It would hide the color and is at least semi-appropriate
You could even make a sticker that says "Wine" on it in Barg's font and put it on top of the "Beer" part of the label. That would still probably not be enough to get people to look at you funny though. Human conditioning forces "us", in majority, to disregard things that are so out of the ordinary that they should be noticed. This is similar to the S.E.P. field presented within the Hitchhiker's Guide series wherein if you paint a mountain pink and put up a simple "Somebody Else's Problem" field it will go completely unnoticed and essentially be invisible. I am basing a lot of this post on the S.E.P. field mechanics, so don't blame me or point to this post if you happen to get arrested.
I am now approx. 50% through the bottle of "Mellow Yellow" currently, and thus my reasoning skills are probably intact but I have a vast blanket of warmth surrounding me and it may be clouding my overall judgement.
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@PenguinOfHonor - WTF? Fetish-oriented DrPepper Dessert Topper? I am disappoint.