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[TheBiggerFish]

No, throw little crumpled-up message papers at her.  With safety warnings.
Although the cats might work, but it would be kind of tough on the cats.

[Owlga]

I don't think breaking cats on her head as warnings is the most sane thing to do.

[Tawa]

I was going to recommend avoiding throwing cats because of their 1d2 claws of death before I realized that somebody who carries on casual conversation with a smoking face probably isn't a 1st level commoner.

[Bauglir]

I can't help but feel that this conversation is exactly like the one we just had, only instead of books now it's cats.

[Frumple]

Look into your heart, Bauglir, and know it to be true: All things are projectiles. All things may be thrown. All things must be thrown. This is truth. This is enlightenment. Reach out into the world and throw it at something.

[nogoodnames]

I saw a UFO yesterday . It looked like a large orb of red-ish light between two short black wings. It seemed to be moving pretty fast but produced no noticeable noise. Unfortunately, a few seconds after I spotted it, it passed behind some trees and I didn't get another look at it.

Now, the area I was in tends to get a fair amount of air traffic, but this was nothing like I've ever seen. It also seemed close enough for me to easily tell if it were some private or commercial plane.

Definitely very strange. I'm not saying it was aliens, but...

[Trapezohedron]

Do we have videos of the thing? I'd like the general area of where you saw it because I'm not sure but I feel it's highly likely someone else recorded the thing.

[nogoodnames]

I was in Oakville, Ontario. It was around 8-9:00 pm I think if that helps.

[Rolan7]

Stay right there, men in black... suits... have been deployed.  To, uh, "help".

[Tawa]

I'm not saying it was aliens, but...

[Rose]

I don't think breaking cats on her head as warnings is the most sane thing to do.

No, what you do, is you take one of her favorite books.

Then you make her a promise that whatever happens to her face also happens to the book.

[Descan]

I was in Oakville, Ontario. It was around 8-9:00 pm I think if that helps.

Huh. I'm just north of that. Mississauga. o-o

[Tack]

No, what you do, is you take one of her favorite books.
Then you make her a promise that whatever happens to her a

... Welp. I think we've all learned a lesson here.

[Descan]

For some reason or another, Skype mobile is not sending or receiving messages to one specific person. Skype desktop works alright but even when I'll be talking to them on the desktop version, they're offline on the mobile version. But only thus one person, everyone else I've tried to contact works fine. o.o

[Furtuka]

Speaking of ominous things in the sky, tonight one of the lights at the local airport seems to have malfunctioned or something, causing the sky to light up blinking like a slow rave. In the middle of a massive rainstorm no less.