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[Aklyon]

I thought you'd been looking for your keyes.

[Jopax]

A misunderstanding, my keys are kind of all over the place as they're going trough an existential crisis of sorts, they change what they are every now and then.

(Also I sometimes make a typo )

[Fenrir]

Yes, evil witch, you are the fairest of them all. Do you know why? Because there are—what?—nine people in this kingdom, and seven of them are short, hairy men. Well congratulations.

Hey, is that another woman? Sorry, witch, you are not the fairest of them all anymore. Now you can be an adult about it an use your magic powers to become more beautiful, or you can turn into an old hag and go kill her.

That is what I thought.


And what kind of sick prince finds a dead woman in the forest and gives her a kiss?

[Darvi]

No, the adult thing would be to accept that she isn't the fairest of them all, live and let live and all that bribe the magic mirror because hey, beauty is subjective right?

[Fenrir]

Assuming you meant what you struck out, why is it a mature thing to accept circumstances one can change?

[Loud Whispers]

Assuming you meant what you struck out, why is it a mature thing to accept circumstances one can change?

It's all just a scam deployed by the man to get you to accept it, maaaaan.

[Darvi]

Because I don't consider plastic surgery (or magic drugs) to be a mature thing to do only because you have an ego the size of a planet made out of glass.

[RedWarrior0]

Gah. Parsing error. Obviously you mean '(ego the size of a planet) made out of glass', but it really looks like 'ego the size of a (planet made out of glass)' which is the same as 'ego the size of a planet'

[Darvi]

Works too.

[Fenrir]

I just figure that ‘ego’ is valuing oneself over other people, and, as the magic would not have taken something from anyone else, it would, at least, not be immature to use it.

Now that I think of it, the witch did not care whether she was beautiful, just that she was more beautiful than everyone else. So, yes, you are right.

[Flying Dice]

Spoiler: So I just noticed this taped to the ceiling above my bed (click to show/hide)

I don't remember writing it at all, but apparently I know myself pretty well.

Funny how past-me is more willing to take responsibility for things that present-me has to stop procrastinating long enough to do.

_{Still not writing that fucking paper, though.}

[Bauglir]

Why hello there, Karkat.[/homestuck joke]

[Darvi]

Nah, not enough caps.

[Sirus]

So I'm going through my Steam list, looking for something small that can download quickly, can be played offline, is fun enough to give me a few hours enjoyment, and doesn't seem to have very high requirements.

I see Atom Zombie Smasher. I think "Hey, that's small, is fun, and has very little in the way of graphics! Perfect!"

Download is a breeze. I fire it up...
Game is completely unplayable. Something like 1 frame every two seconds or so. I laboriously make my way to the options menu and crank everything down to the lowest settings. Still unplayable.

Force quit. Uninstall. WTF.

[Scelly9]

Yeah, does the same thing for me. I'm not sure why.