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[WealthyRadish]

Seems there are lot of repeats, I think it's just randomly selecting from a list rather than generating them on the spot (though they may have used a random generator to prepare the list and just removed the ones that didn't make grammatical sense). I was about to write it off, then...

Your hair is reminiscent of a self-digesting yak in heat.

[Rolan7]

Yes you're correct
according to earlier posts in this thread

But I'm glad you discovered that one.

[Bauglir]

Yeah, it doesn't seem to quite be what it advertises, but I love it all the same.

[Frumple]

Would you like to meet the lady whose foreskin blots out the sun, Y/N?

_{wait, why doesn't the no choice work you've stepped on the train, bucko, and there's no getting off all the suplexes in the word ain't gon' save yer arse now}

[SimRobert2001]

Why do I know that?

Why wouldn't you?

Because I hate the Smurfs so much that it would make me infinitely happy if this were the first and only episode, perhaps?

What does the text say?

[itisnotlogical]

Got my mother's printer to work. Printers have to be the most fickle, pickey, finnicky, obtuse devices ever designed. Each time that I have got a malfunctioning printer to work, I have no idea what I did to fix it. I'll just be fiddling with it and out of nowhere it will shoot out a document that I was trying to print hours ago. Like "Oh, I was just taking a nap, sorry about that, here's your paper". It's school printers, it's home printers, it's old and new printers, it's just about every printer I've ever tried to use. Stupid printer gremlins.

[Neonivek]

It is always weird to see when a character's actual proportions are a lot less then the characters seem to make it.

For example in the Simpsons, Homer who is 6'0'' is about 260 pounds... Isn't that fat, in spite being depicted as a lardo

And Takeo Gouda from My Love Story is depicted as an absolute giant of epic proportions! He can barely fit through doors or into elevators and stands a whopping... 6'7''.
-In all fairness Japan is a rather short country

Or Zander from Buffy who is a handsome and charismatic guy... but everyone treats him as UUUUGLY and repellant.

[Gunner-Chan]

-In all fairness Japan is a rather short country

I'm 6'2 and live in the southern half of texas.

In older homes around here I feel like a human among hobbits. I can't imagine what someone that tall like my therapist has to deal with even just here.

[Rose]

I'm 6'0, and the average height of the locals here is 5'6 or less. It's great in crowded trains.

[Yoink]

I wish I was tall.

[Gentlefish]

It is always weird to see when a character's actual proportions are a lot less then the characters seem to make it.

For example in the Simpsons, Homer who is 6'0'' is about 260 pounds... Isn't that fat, in spite being depicted as a lardo

And Takeo Gouda from My Love Story is depicted as an absolute giant of epic proportions! He can barely fit through doors or into elevators and stands a whopping... 6'7''.
-In all fairness Japan is a rather short country

Or Zander from Buffy who is a handsome and charismatic guy... but everyone treats him as UUUUGLY and repellant.

6'7" ... Is actually big enough to just fit through doors you know the vast majority of frames, in 'murica at least, are only 6'8". He's also bigger than a majority of Americans and could probably play collegiate basketball here at least.

[Orange Wizard]

And Takeo Gouda from My Love Story is depicted as an absolute giant of epic proportions! He can barely fit through doors or into elevators and stands a whopping... 6'7''

Dude I don't know what alien land you come from but 6'7" is fucking huge

[karhell]

Not if you have small feet >.>

[Orange Wizard]

I was mostly just hoping someone would OOCQ the bit where I said 7" is huge.

[LordSlowpoke]

you want to be oocq'd?

bloody peasant, i got oocq'd so often that it's now considered cheating to oocq me

now this is shitposting