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[Orange Wizard]

Are you pregnant, Neo? Congratulations. You should name the baby Yoink, regardless of gender.

Lily is a much better name. Call the kid Lily, Neo!

[LordSlowpoke]

name the kid butt

have people be attracted to touching your kid

sue everyone for millions

live the rest of your life in luxury, sitting in a chair talking about why every anime is horrible

[GiglameshDespair]

Are you pregnant, Neo? Congratulations. You should name the baby Yoink, regardless of gender.

Lily is a much better name. Call the kid Lily, Neo!

Combine the two and call them Yoily. Or Link.

[IcyTea31]

My mother wants me to start playing an MMORPG with her. I'm ambivalent; might as well humor her, I guess?

[IcyTea31]

Nah, it's a specific one she's found. No, I'm not going to say which one.

[majikero]

Don't worry, we're not gonna judge no matter how shitty the game is.

[Eric Blank]

We totally are. The internet is nothing but a great judging machine. A Judging machine that always finds the defendant guilty.

[Putnam]

Alduin (whose stomach was hurting because it was a little too stretched, which had never happened before, and now he knew why) grew furiously angry and boomed out, "You stupid little f*cker, do you even know what would HAPPEN if that happened, my dying and being unable to eat and the kalpa left to run forever?

is that foreshadowing skyrim

this came out a year and a half before skyrim

this was the text that introduced the concept of kalpas to elder scrolls and Paarthurnax mentioned it in Skyrim and brought up that very point as why you may not want to kill Alduin

but kirkbride ent canon

[Graknorke]

kirkbride ent canon

Kirkbride is a village and civil parish in Cumbria in the north west of England.

[Putnam]

michael kirkbride

he ain't canon

because he only wrote a good chunk of morrowind and knights of the nine and most of mankar camoran's dialogue and book and the document that Skyrim's entire setting is based on

[Rolan7]

I'm never going to understand CHIM.  Too casual.  Causal?  I don't know if that pun makes any sense.

Today I woke up at 5AM, did stuff for a couple hours (mainly forums), then went back to sleep.  (My work shift ends at 12:30AM).
I experienced the weird semi-nightmares I always have during "naps".  Shadowy figures which terrorized me when I was younger, and still make my skin crawl, but have pretty much lost their power.  They were worst when I was in college, heh, when they wore my face.

Also several times I had the thing where I thought I woke up, but hadn't.  Just like a week ago actually.  I think the scariest thing I dreamed last night was that I woke up too late for work.

[Graknorke]

Oh, alright. It's not as though the canonity of any particular document in TES lore was ever a concrete thing anyway. There's probably a phrase for when you only accept things as they're convenient, and that would be the phrase that you could describe Bethesda's attitude to lore with.


Mexican Guy Sings a Song to Twilight Sparkle About Quesadillas.
Thread appropriate.

[TD1]

Sweeeeet, it's been a while since I've been sigged.

Eh, I already have a few of these. I think I may be a collector of them by now. Regardless, taking this one too.

[Eric Blank]

Being afraid of quesadillas is perfectly understandable for a horse. In the sense that horses and the things they freak out about don't make any goddamn sense whatsoever. I've never tried singing to them about plastic bags and turkeys, though...

[IcyTea31]

I'm never going to understand CHIM.

If you mean in game terms, it's savescumming, simple as that. If you mean how it actually works, don't ask me. If I did know, I'd totally use it to succeed in life.