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[Arcvasti]

Spoiler: My Deep Dreamed Avatar Thingy (click to show/hide)

This is suitably eldritch. 9.12/10, would recommend. I'm probably not replacing my old Viceroy pic, but I'm totally adding this to the rotation along with Salamanscan.

[Orange Wizard]

So many gorram dogs

[Xantalos]

Most people seem to upload selfies and dogs onto the thing, so that's what we get.

[Calidovi]

Most people seem to upload selfies and dogs onto the thing, so that's what we get.

No one intentionally uploads selfies to Google images, that would be weird.

EDIT: Oh, you meant accessed by the system.

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three cheers for laptisen's common sense woo

[Tack]

Wh-But-I-
why even

He is ...

THE EDGEMEISTER™ ft. 9gag

U wot m8

[Sonlirain]

https://translate.google.com/#en/es/tumefy

Look at the definition of tumefy.
I have the sneaking suspicion it was ripped out of some furry fanfiction...

[Orange Wizard]

Ew.

[Calidovi]

https://translate.google.com/#en/es/tumefy

Look at the definition of tumefy.
I have the sneaking suspicion it was ripped out of some furry fanfiction...

Yes finally my ultra-fat/inflation fanfiction is finally being acknowledged by the masses yusyusyusyusyus

[hops]

I'm pretty sure that is just a description of ovulating dogs. I mean, that's pretty much what is happening to our teenage beagle.

[Calidovi]

teenage beagle

Hue, just like in my fanfiction.

[hops]

pls nu bully

[Sonlirain]

I'm pretty sure that is just a description of ovulating dogs. I mean, that's pretty much what is happening to our teenage beagle.

Actually i think dogs tend to have more than 6 teats or whatever dogtits are called. I think its 4 or more pairs.

And even if dogs have 6 "breasts" the way that sentence is worded just does not seem to be talking about dog ovulation. it seems too... dunno descriptive?
A text like that would probably go more like this:
"The dogs mammaries should tumefy and turn pink after x days usually poking through the fur. Milk leakage is likely during the first several days."

but then again i nevr owned a female dog... so yeah.

[Orange Wizard]

Yeah, the way it's phrased sounds less clinical and more erotic.

[Frumple]

Well, it's kinda' unused, so it's not really either. The root's latin/french, though, so unless the furry fanfiction sonli's referring to has traveled back in time, it didn't come from that. That said, you do see a similar word get used occasionally, and indeed in smut -- tumescent, which as one might imagine looking at it shares an origin, and actually carries a connotation of swelling due to arousal. Borrowed with a degree of regularity by amateur writers who have decided to fellate a thesaurus instead of learn to write, and occasionally other people.

If you're a non-native speaker and using tumefy in pretty much any context, though, including veterinary science or whatev', you've almost certainly screwed up and need to rethink your word choice. Just use the word swollen -- it basically means the exact same thing, and is actually used in conversation.

[Descan]

WTF: My life. My life is WTF.

@_@

this guy is really cute