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[MonkeyHead]

Other than for the sake of getting the record, I fail to see the point of a long masturbation session. Surely the point is to gratify ones self, with how long it takes not really being a goal? Meh, maybe I am too utilitarian for matters such as these.

[TempAcc]

Too utilitarian for masturbation? :v

Or too much masturbation for utilitarianism

[Frumple]

You don't climb the mountain to better yourself, or for the accomplishment, or the accolades. You climb the mountain because it's there.

[Rolan7]

Did someone mention making love to mountains because they're there?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tkBVDh7my9Q

[nenjin]

Other than for the sake of getting the record, I fail to see the point of a long masturbation session. Surely the point is to gratify ones self, with how long it takes not really being a goal? Meh, maybe I am too utilitarian for matters such as these.

You say that like all orgasms are equal. They really aren't. A quickie with yourself can be as unfulfilling as a quickie with someone else.

It's sort of like a balloon filled with water. Its maximum is pretty far out there, but at various points of being filled you can let the water out. Masturbation and orgasms are pretty much the same in my mind. The orgasm you have from getting off after 30 minute is going to be way more intense than one at 3 minutes.

You'll rarely hear anyone talk about how "awesome that 3 minutes of sex" were. They reserve those comments for sex that lasts 30, 45, 60 minutes. Getting off can be as much psychological as it is physical too, and getting wholly into the act mentally and physically will results in a more intense experience.

[Orange Wizard]

Welp.

[Frumple]

Sometimes the biggest problem with asking a question, OW, is that it gets answered :V

[Sirus]

Huh, no work today.

[Yoink]

I like how we went from being smiled at by strangers to the world record for longest continuous wank session.
(Nobody's eaten me yet, by the way.)

[Loud Whispers]

The world record for longest recorded continuous session of masturbating is just under 10 hours.
That is not as long as I thought it would be. At all.

I'm more... uhh... bewildered by the fact that someone was VIDEOTAPING him/her/pepe masturbating.
I mean if you got one of those beer-hats and put soup cans in it you could probably go for quite a bit longer than 10 hours.

EDIT: Or maybe i'm just an idiot and I have no clue how do english, because recorded could mean a lot of things.

It was at the Masturbate-a-thon in San Francisco.

I'm not surprised on all levels

[NJW2000]

I so want to steal your avatar image technique, Loud Whispers.

[Tawa]

You mean a rotator? Just use signavatar or grumpybumpers.

[Sergarr]

The modding has gone too far

[NJW2000]

You mean a rotator? Just use signavatar or grumpybumpers.

Nope, sure I could work that out myself. I just mean pasting the dwarf heads onto photos and drawings in colour.

[Tawa]

Oh, OK.

...Wait, in color? Do you have problems doing it in color or something?