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[Loud Whispers]

http://epicassme.me/

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[BlackFlyme]

Can't tell if the Pride tattoos I have to cut are parody, meant to be anti-LGBT, or are serious. Includes tattoos like "proud faggot", "hella gay", and "lol queer". There is also a tattoo saying "pourquoi l'attendre?", but it is from a different client.

Still, I'd rather cut these than the tattoo of the two big black bears recreating their favourite number again.

[Worldmaster27]

http://epicassme.me/

My intelligence and sanity just dropped by a considerable amount.

stupids hurt head many

[TD1]

What you are depends on whether you think gender is absolute or relative.

[TempAcc]

You are chopped liver? Why did you never tell me you were delicious? :v

I should visit you. I'll bring the onions.

[Spehss _]

The only things that get around more than D&D humans are D&D dragons, yeah.

Spoiler: always relevant (click to show/hide)

...why is this cute. Oh. right. The kids are all dorky and shit. Wook at dat wittle half-dragon half-human abomination. Wook at her wittle face. I wanna hug her.

Some other DnD halfbreed ideas:

Half-dragon half dragonborn. Almost a dragon but not.
Half-human half-halfling. Basically a short human with hairy feet.
Half-dwarf half-halfling. Basically a very hairy midget with beards on their feet.

[Tawa]

Half-human half-halfling. Basically a short human with hairy feet.

A quarterling?

[TD1]

Wait...is the man in the middle father to all of them?

That's not cute. That's weird. And they're all similar ages, too...

It also looks like he did the rear end of a horse, given one is a centaur thing.

[AlleeCat]

What you are depends on whether you think gender is absolute or relative.

What would relative gender be, anyway?
I'm a woman relative to... what, exactly?

[TD1]

Let me reword.

Whether you believe gender is constant, or changeable.

[Spehss _]

Wait...is the man in the middle father to all of them?

That's not cute. That's weird. And they're all similar ages, too...

It also looks like he did the rear end of a horse, given one is a centaur thing.

I think the dude in the middle is supposed to be a bard. something something bards something something womanizers something something crazy nymphos.

[TempAcc]

Its played with in every D&D computer game, bards are always megasluts or the most "friendly" companions available, with the exception of Viconia, at least, who's a cleric, but she's a drow so it doesnt count :v

[AlleeCat]

Let me reword.

Whether you believe gender is constant, or changeable.

Let's just stop this conversation before I inevitably end up causing a thread lock cause y'all are being ignorant.

[TD1]

And that is your opinion, as one in the "gender is changeable" category.

But let's stop this conversation, cause 'yall are being ignorant

[Frumple]

Still, I'd rather cut these than the tattoo of the two big black bears recreating their favourite number again.

Wait, wait. Actual bears, or...? I mean, based on context, I'd assume the latter, but if it were the former that would be significantly more amusing.