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Re: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O
« Reply #79575 on: June 22, 2015, 11:35:36 pm »

I'll take First Age Lord of the Rings dragon.

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Re: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O
« Reply #79576 on: June 23, 2015, 12:01:35 am »

Pern's has some advantages, but I could do without the uncontrollable sex drive thing.
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« Reply #79577 on: June 23, 2015, 12:04:26 am »

A few miles south of me there is the biggest thunderstorm I have ever seen in my life, with pretty much continuous lightning in the sky... and here, it's completely clear.
You're in the southeast part of the state, right? I'm pretty sure I'm getting some of it here. Dog is cowering in the basement.
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« Reply #79578 on: June 23, 2015, 12:19:59 am »

Bjeh. Uh.
I don't normally... facts that badly...

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« Reply #79579 on: June 23, 2015, 12:24:20 am »

Were all dead, allee, and its all your fault.

I clearly need to be more conscious of the level of awesomeness of dragons I encounter in works of fiction. I honestly don't know what would have the most advantages.

Do any of them get regeneration of limbs/vital organs for practical immortality? Wouldn't be fun to spend the remainder of eternity as a three-legged dragon after getting the last one stuck under a mountain.
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« Reply #79580 on: June 23, 2015, 12:26:02 am »

Seeing as how we're, what was it, 8 light-seconds away from the sun? Yea, we're all dead right now.

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« Reply #79581 on: June 23, 2015, 12:36:49 am »

Seeing as how we're, what was it, 8 light-seconds away from the sun? Yea, we're all dead right now.

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« Reply #79582 on: June 23, 2015, 12:53:44 am »

Were all dead, allee, and its all your fault.

I clearly need to be more conscious of the level of awesomeness of dragons I encounter in works of fiction. I honestly don't know what would have the most advantages.

Do any of them get regeneration of limbs/vital organs for practical immortality? Wouldn't be fun to spend the remainder of eternity as a three-legged dragon after getting the last one stuck under a mountain.

A part troll one from D&D would regenerate from having it's head cut off unless burned with fire or dissolved in acid.

Alternatively there are ways for them to cast cleric spells that can let them regrow bodyparts.



But yeah, best dragon to be would be a D&D silver or gold probably, can take human shape, cast spells and are bigger and more powerful than most other dragons, immensely intelligent, charismatic and durable, with an essentially infinite lifespan. Failing that a Warcraft dragon would be pretty good.
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Re: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O
« Reply #79583 on: June 23, 2015, 12:55:24 am »

Part-Troll Part-Dragon is just saying 'This is what a troll could do'.

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I would like to say Shuruga is a pretty cool dragon as well, but seeing as he's a slave to Ashen-Shugar, and the latter is the actual badass, I'm gonna go with 'probably not'.
Similar to the Eragon boy-dragons.

Weird I am actually having trouble thinking some up. I guess the entire character of dragons, with the hubris and the jealousy, makes them easy to throw into 'pathetic and bitchy'.
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« Reply #79584 on: June 23, 2015, 01:12:53 am »

Part-Troll Part-Dragon is just saying 'This is what a troll could do'.

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I would like to say Shuruga is a pretty cool dragon as well, but seeing as he's a slave to Ashen-Shugar, and the latter is the actual badass, I'm gonna go with 'probably not'.
Similar to the Eragon boy-dragons.

Weird I am actually having trouble thinking some up. I guess the entire character of dragons, with the hubris and the jealousy, makes them easy to throw into 'pathetic and bitchy'.

Most dragons don't have genetically compatible trolls in their settings, only D&D dragons can bang a troll to get immortal kids to my knowledge. Extra fun if said kids are descended from black and red dragons, so they can't be killed by fire or acid, covering both normal ways to kill a troll.

Smaug in the book doesn't come across as bitchy if you ask me, more like a dignified but lazy tyrant, but we are strangely lacking in intimidating dragons in most media.
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« Reply #79585 on: June 23, 2015, 01:14:30 am »

Lord Shonus's avatar is amazing. Its head is bobbing in time to the song I'm listening to. Adorable.

Edit: Wow, Pinterest is a fucking terrible website. Why does this exist?
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« Reply #79586 on: June 23, 2015, 01:57:40 am »

Part-Troll Part-Dragon is just saying 'This is what a troll could do'.
Apparently trolls can do dragons.

Edit: Wow, Pinterest is a fucking terrible website. Why does this exist?
Same reason Buzzfeed exists. Probably.
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« Reply #79587 on: June 23, 2015, 01:58:13 am »

Pinterest is pretty good,for food recipes though.
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« Reply #79588 on: June 23, 2015, 01:59:27 am »

I barely know what Pinterest does...so, uh. yeah. Maybe I shouldn't have commented on it, but whatever. It's 2 am for me, I do stupid shit now.
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« Reply #79589 on: June 23, 2015, 02:09:42 am »

Traditionally we defined groups according to their oldest members and all descendants. Birds are defined as the oldest dinosaur-like birds and all the birds that have evolved from them. Mammals are all the oldest reptile-like mammals and everything that evolved from them. Reptiles have been defined as the oldest reptiles and everything that has evolved from them, except for birds and mammals. I think it's a judgement call whether dinosaurs fit within reptiles under this model, but it's a problem we only have because the model is outdated.

I read somewhere about a taxonomic system where everything is classed as everything that one of its ancestors was. So it's just a big load of sets and subsets.

I'm reasonably sure that's what clades are. So a more cladelike classification would have birds as dinosaurs. Dinosaurs (and consequently birds) are reptiles, and mammals are also reptiles. You would probably need some new clades for modern reptiles.

That's what clades are BUT most taxonomic systems - even the cladistic ones - don't actually work completely like that because if they did then every species' scientific name would read like that long-ass passage in the bible where they trace the geneology of christ
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