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[Frumple]

incapable of breeding with gelatinous cube, 0/10, would not label draconian

if it doesn't fornicate all across mortal understanding of genetics, a dragon it is not

[AlleeCat]

Women are cranky, reptilian, verbal-fire breathing monsters 

I thought maybe you meant that women are strong, majestic, powerful and beautiful. I mean, it really depends on your perception.

[Eric Blank]

It would also depend on the dragon you were thinking of when you made the comparison. As frumple stated, there is no limit to how fucked up the draconian gene pool can get, because apparently they can just fuck whatever and conceive horrible little mutant offspring, and thus no end to the variations of dragon phenotypes.

[Spehss _]

It would also depend on the dragon you were thinking of when you made the comparison. As frumple stated, there is no limit to how fucked up the draconian gene pool can get, because apparently they can just fuck whatever and conceive horrible little mutant offspring, and thus no end to the variations of dragon phenotypes.

Suddenly, dragoncars. Dragoncars everywhere.

[Frumple]

Could you imagine rush hour if you suddenly introduced vehicles significantly capable of surviving anti-tank rounds and able to breath a variety of deadly breath weapons? It would be incredible. Property values and vehicle-related deaths would plummet and skyrocket, respectively.

E: And best of all, reality TV, most sports, and the majority of news would be replaced by live feeds of major thoroughfares.

[Tack]

Something something women are dragons anyway something something cough cough don't kill me please.

Women are cranky, reptilian, verbal-fire breathing monsters 

Women are strong, majestic, powerful and beautiful.

Women are intimidating, enigmatic and enrapturing.

[Iceblaster]

Could you imagine rush hour if you suddenly introduced vehicles significantly capable of surviving anti-tank rounds and able to breath a variety of deadly breath weapons? It would be incredible. Property values and vehicle-related deaths would plummet and skyrocket, respectively.

E: And best of all, reality TV, most sports, and the majority of news would be replaced by live feeds of major thoroughfares.

I admit, I laughed more than I should have.

That sounds awesome

[Tack]

i think it's more intended originally to make fun of otherkin, but I wouldn't be even remotely surprised if it's been warped to something more general

No, that was something else, which was originally devised to make fun of people who pretend to have multiple personalities where the others are anime characters, animals, or whatever the fuck else they thought made them a speshul snowflake.

The "I sexually identify as an attack helicopter" and derivatives thereof were intended to make fun of tumblrites and do catch trans people in their net of mockery.

helicopt-her. Hahahah- I mean that's not funny.

But never underestimate the overlaps on that venn diagram of 'People who pretend to be trans to be snowflake', 'people who actually have gender dysphoria', and 'people on Tumblr'.
If I was trans I'd probably hang out on Tumblr. Regardless of how full of crap I know people are, it'd still be cool to be in the power corner for once.

[Eric Blank]

Property value would go up, because house is dragons. Everything is dragons.

The weirdestbest part is, we're all dragons, too.

[penguinofhonor]

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[TD1]

Women are cranky, reptilian, verbal-fire breathing monsters 

I thought maybe you meant that women are strong, majestic, powerful and beautiful. I mean, it really depends on your perception.

Dragons are all these things.

But one could never say they were gentle unicorns.

[SealyStar]

Something something women are dragons anyway something something cough cough don't kill me please.

Women are cranky, reptilian, verbal-fire breathing monsters 

Women are strong, majestic, powerful and beautiful.

Women are intimidating, enigmatic and enrapturing.

Women are attracted to shiny stuff and you don't want to be near them when they open their mouths.

don't kill me either

[hops]

* Cinder banishes you all to the Plane of Eternally Stepping on Lego Bricks

[Frumple]

But one could never say they were gentle unicorns.

That's because there's no such thing as a gentle unicorn. The closest would be MLP stuff, and even those are basically trotting squad-level support weapons.

The traditional sort don't violently murder some people, but they're perfectly content to kill everything else. Gentle, they are not.

[Rolan7]

There are no dragons on the internet.

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Unlike women.  So the comparison is flawed.