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[Putnam]

Also Putnam's parody is probably one of my favorite things on the internet.

It's a copypasta from karl-marx-knows-where.

[penguinofhonor]

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[The Fool]

So I was just working at a clothing store when an older guy came up to me and asked if we sold the same kind of pants as the one that he was wearing. I asked what brand it was and he undid his belt and pulled down his pants to check. Seriously. Most awkward moment ever. Who does that!?

[Siquo]

A little nudity never killed anyone, I would do that.

[xdarkcodex]

That was an interesting read.

[RedKing]

So I was just working at a clothing store when an older guy came up to me and asked if we sold the same kind of pants as the one that he was wearing. I asked what brand it was and he undid his belt and pulled down his pants to check. Seriously. Most awkward moment ever. Who does that!?

$10 says he wasn't actually shopping for pants, he was just looking for an excuse to be an exhibitionist.

[GlyphGryph]

Did he... not have anything on under his pants?

[Flying Dice]

He just needed an excuse to throw off the tyranny of the pants.

[The Fool]

Did he... not have anything on under his pants?

No, he had underwear. Which is a good thing. It's still strange for someone to undo their pants and drop them in the middle of a store.

He just needed an excuse to throw off the tyranny of the pants.

I knew it! That explains everything.

[JoshuaFH]

He just needed an excuse to throw off the tyranny of the pants.

"At long last, an opportunity presents itself! I will free myself from this oppression at once, and be free!"

[Shakerag]

WTF-moment followed by an eyeroll and a "really?":

Finding out what was in the basement of the Mutou household in Fate stay/night. 

Other notable WTFs:

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Archer is future-you.
King Arthur was a she.
How dense Saber and you are in regards to how Rin plans on keeping Saber from disappearing at the end of the good path in Unlimited Blade Works.
The scene with the priest in the Chinese restaurant in Heaven's Feel.
In general, how a major antagonist in one storyline is easily killed off in another.
How much "screentime" cooking gets.  Seriously.
Shinji.  Period.  In any path.
Tiger Dojo (although, I suppose that's intentional)
Oh, and what's in the basement of the church in Fate, I suppose. 

I'm sure there's more, but that's a pretty good list off of the top of my head.

After now having seen every ending in this visual novel, I take back what I said earlier.  This isn't a story with WTF-moments, the entire thing is a WTF-moment.  All of it. 

[Akura]

Riding my bike the other day, I find a place with a sign that said "Jedi Barber Shop". I kid you not.

[kaijyuu]

Should've went inside and gotten one of those silly looking braids.

[RedKing]

Unless it just means it's a barber who uses a lightsaber. That might be bad.

[Akura]

Unless it just means it's a barber who uses a lightsaber. That might be bad.

Not sure if I want Master Yoda doing my hair with that thing. (Neither do the Wookies. Note their look of "Oh shit!")