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Author Topic: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O  (Read 14940029 times)

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Re: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O
« Reply #7770 on: April 13, 2012, 03:59:19 pm »

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Yeah, but if you don't design it to try and achieve accuracy and efficiency then what's the point? Might as well hire a bunch of pathetic fleshbags to do the job.
AIs are better at a lot of stuff, though! Or could be, anyways! Like building specialists. And valuing accuracy and efficiency doesn't mean prioritizing accuracy and efficiency. And destroying humanity or taking over the world is probably not going to be an efficient means to whatever task you are attempting to accomplish anyway!

Plus meatbags are so fragile when exposed to vacuum and environmental toxins, and they take so long to make, and they're so hard to improve and specialize physically for tasks, and a whole lot of things really.

And AIs, unlike humans, can have their capabilities expanded. The best AIs we have right now don't care about accuracy and efficiency so much as QUANTITY. They are geared to shift through huge amounts of data, more than a human could reliably shift through, to return reasonable solutions.
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Re: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O
« Reply #7771 on: April 13, 2012, 04:21:50 pm »

So, what kind of AI speaks in Comic Sans?
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Re: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O
« Reply #7772 on: April 13, 2012, 04:25:31 pm »

Insane ones.
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« Reply #7773 on: April 13, 2012, 04:31:53 pm »

I think any evil A.I. overlord should speak in a commanding Impact font. Large size optional.
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« Reply #7774 on: April 13, 2012, 04:34:23 pm »

IMPACT!
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« Reply #7775 on: April 13, 2012, 05:09:19 pm »

And then Descan realises his mistake as he remembers that "friendly" and "evil" are not mutually exclusive. But alas, it was too late, the robot overlords had already found and were about to execute him.
Not "friendly", Friendly. Capitalized. :D
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Re: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O
« Reply #7776 on: April 13, 2012, 05:17:03 pm »

Everyone knows that AIs speak in monospaced fonts. Like Andale or Fixedsys

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« Reply #7777 on: April 13, 2012, 05:28:11 pm »

Naturally; only Genghis Sans can speak in Comic Sans.
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« Reply #7778 on: April 13, 2012, 05:31:04 pm »

Never heard of this one but might as well post with it.
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« Reply #7779 on: April 13, 2012, 05:33:30 pm »

Evil doesn't have to be the "MUHAHAHAHA now you all DIE!" variety.
It can simply be the "I want to have X, and if people have to die so that I can have X, then so be it."

Watching a Let's Play of Silent Hill Downpour, and I can't help but want to write a fanfiction where the main character is a Hannibal Lector-esque character that is more than happy to resort to cruel manipulation and cold calculation to survive the rigors of Silent Hill, only ever using force where it's unavoidable, and using those few innocents he stumbles across as his stepping stones to get deeper into the town's evil heart for some malevolent purpose.
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« Reply #7780 on: April 13, 2012, 11:31:06 pm »

IMPACT! BOOYAH!
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« Reply #7781 on: April 14, 2012, 12:43:40 am »

Second Impact?
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« Reply #7782 on: April 14, 2012, 12:51:47 am »

Second Impact?
*checks Google Earth*

Whew...Antarctica is still there. False alarm.
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« Reply #7783 on: April 14, 2012, 01:04:10 am »

Third impact best impact. Tang uber alles, eh wot.
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« Reply #7784 on: April 14, 2012, 02:06:20 am »


Deep Impact?
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