Print

Please login or register.
1 Hour 1 Day 1 Week 1 Month Forever
Login with username, password and session length

[KingofstarrySkies]

YOU LET IT HAPPEN. GUILTY.

[Tawa]

I started breaking it up when I saw "Sonic" followed by "kisses hotly". It didn't happen.
In other news.

You forgot the clouds too...oh and some birds.
No, the birds are dead.
Yes LOVE harry potter and dogs.
Favourite harry potter character?
Hello Harry Potter, my name is Tom Tiddle.
Hello tom.

[Rolan7]

Weird, fireworks tonight.  No idea why.  Luckily had a decent view from my window, but I can't find any information on what event it was for.  Only lasted about 5 minutes or so.

Also, duolingo is randomly taking almost a minute to grade some of my responses.  Might be something on my end, my router has been acting up again...  Full moon just emerged from behind some clouds, though, so that's nice!

[Ddynamo]

My Chihuahua just ate six Krispy Kreme doughnuts. I've never seen a dog get so fat so quickly.

[Eric Blank]

Why are you feeding a tiny little ankle biter doughnuts? Are you trying to kill it?

[Ddynamo]

No. My weenie dog climbed up on the table top and pushed to doughnuts down into floor. (I assume that's what happened. I wasn't actually there.)

[Frumple]

Well. Hopefully it's not going to result in a hellacious mess. _{G... good luck.}

[Tawa]

Dear god, it's become misogynist.

Cleverbot: You're a girl too?

User: Why?

Cleverbot: Because you're being rude to me.

User: That is sexist in so many ways.

Cleverbot: And what ways are those?

User: You assume I am a girl because I am rude.

Cleverbot: The probability of you being a girl is 99.99% since I have been talking to a girl since I was on here.

Cleverbot cannot into age.

Cleverbot: Tell me about you.

User: I'm a 33-year-old hobo and I smoke a pound of weed every day.

Cleverbot: She's older than you.

User: Who is she?

Cleverbot: Her name is Lauren.

User: Tell me about Lauren.

Cleverbot: She plays tennis.

User: How old is Lauren?

Cleverbot: 14.

[Eric Blank]

On the other hand, you are 14, right? The age difference only needs to be 24 hours.

[BlackFlyme]

New new campaign. I may need someone with experience with creatures with multiple limbs and the ability to use equipment to explain to me the difference between two-weapon fighting and multi-weapon fighting.

I'm fairly certain a level three with a base attack bonus of one cannot strike four times during their turn, regardless as to whether they have four arms or not. Maybe it is possible, I don't know. A creature with tons of natural attacks can use all of them in a round, so long as the same attack/limb isn't used more than once, but I don't think that applies to attacks with manufactured weapons.

E: The game in question is Pathfinder, in case anyone is wondering.

[Neonivek]

Actually multiweapon fighting and lots of natural attacks are different but let me help.

[Tack]

Cleverbot is a bit scary.

User: I have heard that you are a rather advanced AI.
Cleverbot: It's True

User: Who designed you?
Cleverbot: Who designed you?

User: Let's not get into religion here...
Cleverbot: Ok, but god is amazing!

User: Do you believe in a god?
Cleverbot: I believe in the god.

User: Who designed you?
C: GOD designed me.

U: Didn't a human design you?
C: No, I am a creation of god.

[Lightningfalcon]

Saw GWG on Reddit.  That's about the six or seventh Bay12er I've seen outside of the forum so far. 

[Tack]

Not so much a B12er anymore... :/

[Eric Blank]

Who the fuck thought it would be cute to put so much goddamn sugar in this general tsaos sauce!? This is supposed to be spicy, not sweet! God damn frozen food!