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[Arx]

the internet

happily argue

no

I enjoy them.

I also have a self-harm problem. Uh.

[Dug]

I got another one.

So I'm playing dwarf fortress and I notice there's this dwarf always followed by a lot of 'things' (animals). I ignore it for now and simply carry on playing until the worst comes to pass. A were-best-something attacks my fort. This guy who I'm going to call the dog whisperer from now on simply goes out with my military and defends the fort better than all the dwarves combined. At the same time I realized this is the only dwarf who trains animals in my fort. He trained a total of ten dogs who mindlessly follow him where ever he goes. So it's literally like train goes in, train goes out. This is one badass hunter.

[scrdest]

the internet

happily argue

no

Yes!

Eagerly, at least.

Nope! You're also literally Hitler.

[Arx]

Eagerly, at least.

Nope! You're also literally Hitler.

Also your sources are all invalid, largely because they disagree with me.

[TempAcc]

:v Alleecat's person kind of reminds me of my friends roomate in uni, who not only ate her eggs, but was also a corpulent naruto headband owner. My friend is also transitioning now so, maybe there's a universal rule that puts trans people close to disgusting people? Bluh
At least that one was too feeble to take an agressive stance on anything. I remember his parents would come to bring him huge bowls of egg salad or something, it was terrifying.

[Akura]

"Almost walked out" turned into "almost fired" today. The first thing I'm told the second I walk in the door is that someone is out and I have to "help" the supervisor, possibly implying that I would have to work the grill, something I cannot - and refuse to - do.

I'm actually told to fill the soda case, which I do. I notice a new brand of soda. I bring that to the supervisor and ask her what to do with it, she says put it in. Later, after being told to do several tasks at once as per norm, the manager starts berating me, saying that in the future I should bring things I haven't seen before to the attention of either her or the supervisor because that new soda was actually reservered for something and now "have to" take all of them out, since I did not have the amazing foresight to do the thing that I actually did do with an unusual product that was completely unmarked and unmentioned as being important.

While taking them outy, I opened the case door hard enough the remove it off the track. I would have fixed it myself if not for the supervisor being so damned intent on letting the manager call someone to take carer of it.

... watching a playthrough (speedrun, I guess) of Treasure Adventure Game.

It's now on the list of one of the relatively few games I've seen that has the player trip massive amounts of balls. Full on acid/shroom trip. Player feeds a giant sentient mushroom a smaller sentient mushroom, big 'shroom chews up the little one in a cannibalistic consumption orgy, breaths multi-colored 'shroom spew all over the player. Screen proceeds to flip out, player proceeds to trip like goddamn. Gets +1 heart!

What the hell.

That game is awesome.  I highly recommend it!

Even more, the scene forewarns a major plot twist. Namely how the little kid - the one currently inhaling shrooms in this scene - lost his hand.



Also WTF, "7 replies have been posted".

[Baffler]

Eagerly, at least.

Nope! You're also literally Hitler.

Also your sources are all invalid, largely because they disagree with me.

Oh yeah, well how do you feel about this completely unrelated and horribly written blog post!?

[AlleeCat]

:v Alleecat's person kind of reminds me of my friends roomate in uni, who not only ate her eggs, but was also a corpulent naruto headband owner. My friend is also transitioning now so, maybe there's a universal rule that puts trans people close to disgusting people? Bluh
At least that one was too feeble to take an agressive stance on anything. I remember his parents would come to bring him huge bowls of egg salad or something, it was terrifying.

This guy is a little different. He does this whole "Alpha Male" crap where every time he sees me he puffs out his chest and stares at me, looking like a dog who's trying to look big and convince everyone he's scary.
He also pulls this Holier Than Thou crap on literally everyone, where he tries to convince everyone that he's better than them and that his way of life is superior and that he really doesn't care about anything.

A long time ago, when he and I weren't on such bad terms, he gave me a piece of advice on something. I said, "Hey, actually, I never though of that. That's a good idea. Thanks." and he immediately turns around and goes, "Not that I fuckin care or anything."

He once asked me what I was listening to on my headphones. I told him, "Foo Fighters." He said, "You know, listening to metal just messes with your personal energy and gives you a lot of negative energy." I replied with, "1. The Foo Fighters aren't metal, and 2. I didn't ask for your opinion." He says, "Whatever, I'm gonna go listen to some melodic dubstep."

In short. Fuck this guy. Except don't actually fuck him because I can confirm he has several STDs from having unprotected sex with people he met on craigslist.

Eagerly, at least.

Nope! You're also literally Hitler.

Remember that time everyone on Reddit was saying that Cee Lo Green was literally Hitler for changing the lyrics to a John Lennon song? Good times. Good times.

[TempAcc]

:v he prob has insecurity issues that manifest as antisocial behavior because he wants to talk to you but at the same time talking to you harms his own sense of alpha male-itude or something, so he's constantly making negative contact with you. Or maybe he's manchild, which seems to be the staple young male variation these days.

The guy I mentioned in the other post kinda went through different atitudes towards my friend, except it manifested differently since he was naturally shy. He either avoided contact with my friend in any way possible, but sometimes had these odd bouts of friendly behavior towards her, which just weirded her out so he went full shy mode again. My friend left uni sometime after so we dont know how his behavior would develop, but he was odd and kinda disgusting so it was prob for the best.

He's probably just lonely with all those STDs coursing through his veins :v, be careful though.

[SealyStar]

I encountered Jerrold Foke the Schwa Evangelist today in the flesh. I only knew he existed from r/badlinguistics but today he physically handed me one of his "Schwa will bring about world peace" fliers.

[TempAcc]

I searched that name on google and found a blog consisting entirely of articles supporting the communist regime on bolivia, atheism, and random porn, wtf?

Also, ouch.

[Sergarr]

His full title is "His Most Divine Beatitude the Pope and Patriarch of the Great City of Alexandria, Libya, Pentapolis, Ethiopia, all the land of Egypt, and all Africa, Father of Fathers, Shepherd of Shepherds, Prelate of Prelates, thirteenth of the Apostles, and Judge of the Œcumene".

That's one hell of a title.

P.S: It sounds even funnier in Russian, where "Œcumene" and "Universe" is the same word.

[Draignean]

Today I learned that one of my favorite short-sleeved button-ups came from a place called "Heathen and Satanist Apparel". Which I'm now seriously considering buying from. Despite the fact that I'm probably going to have to embark on a long story if anyone else actually sees the label.

[scrdest]

Also your sources are all invalid, largely because they disagree with me.

Oh yeah, well how do you feel about this completely unrelated and horribly written blog post!?

My completely unrelated and pretentious quote answers that adequately on its own!

I'm tempted to start a meta-argument thread/forum game/whatevs now.

[Arx]

That sounds basically like IGYNPADCA except with an argument instead of a game.