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Author Topic: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O  (Read 14927681 times)

Ultimuh

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Re: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O
« Reply #7305 on: April 04, 2012, 06:53:51 pm »

This thread is now about sharing disgusting sickness anecdotes.

Can anyone top nearly dying of dysentery that lasted a span of 3 weeks?

Not really, but I once had massive nosebleed that just didn't stop.
Never would I want that again.
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Re: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O
« Reply #7306 on: April 04, 2012, 06:55:57 pm »

I contracted lockjaw once...
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Re: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O
« Reply #7307 on: April 04, 2012, 07:02:27 pm »

How are you still alive? o_o
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Re: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O
« Reply #7308 on: April 04, 2012, 07:05:19 pm »

why wouldn't he be?
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Re: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O
« Reply #7309 on: April 04, 2012, 07:07:46 pm »

According to Wikipedia, tetanus (the cause of lockjaw), can be treated with proper medical care and nutrition. It isn't fun, but survivable with modern care, sort of like whopping cough and the flu.
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Re: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O
« Reply #7310 on: April 04, 2012, 07:17:09 pm »

Side effects may include: ... ... excessive rectal mucous ... ...

That was a terrible, terrible medication to be on.
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« Reply #7311 on: April 04, 2012, 07:28:40 pm »

Let's just hope AoD doesn't join this conversation.
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Re: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O
« Reply #7312 on: April 04, 2012, 07:31:59 pm »

Side effects may include: ... ... excessive rectal mucous ... ...

That was a terrible, terrible medication to be on.

Is there an amount of rectal mucus that isn't excessive?
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Re: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O
« Reply #7313 on: April 04, 2012, 07:32:40 pm »

Not too long ago, I had constipation for over two and a half days.


Let's just say that afterwards was the unpleasant part. Every 20 minutes, rushing to the bathroom. I drank like a gallon of water just to make sure I wasn't getting dehydrated.
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Re: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O
« Reply #7314 on: April 04, 2012, 07:34:13 pm »

Weird, one book called something like 'Handbook of Contagious Diseases' gave me the impression that lockjaw was a swift, painful death... xD
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« Reply #7315 on: April 04, 2012, 07:35:10 pm »

Weird, one book called something like 'Handbook of Contagious Diseases' gave me the impression that lockjaw was a swift, painful death... xD
I'm sure it is, if you don't get treatment :|
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Re: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O
« Reply #7316 on: April 04, 2012, 07:45:43 pm »

Let's just hope AoD doesn't join this conversation.
You called?

Anyway, a room in the house just started to smell like cooked fish. I have no idea how this happened.
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« Reply #7317 on: April 04, 2012, 07:47:28 pm »

Let's just hope AoD doesn't join this conversation.

You should know better by now..
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« Reply #7318 on: April 04, 2012, 08:04:28 pm »

I was fine on Monday.  On Tuesday a cold kicked in.  Wednesday is worse.  Where do these diseases come from, and why must they make me suffer so D:

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« Reply #7319 on: April 04, 2012, 08:07:25 pm »

Where do these diseases come from, and why must they make me suffer so D:
Evil spirits. Don't offend the gods next time.
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