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Re: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O
« Reply #72690 on: March 25, 2015, 04:08:00 am »

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« Reply #72691 on: March 25, 2015, 04:46:49 am »

What is with Americans and burgers being a sexy thing?
Burgers do not make hot women hotter to most people I know.
If a girl eats a burger, I see a girl... eating a burger. If she slaps it on her tits, it's kinda gross.

I am so dissatisfied by having my parody softcore ruined by whatever that burger has something to do with.
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Re: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O
« Reply #72692 on: March 25, 2015, 05:00:01 am »

The burger is a metaphor for overpopulation.
Eating it makes you fat.
I'm sleep deprived again I think.
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Re: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O
« Reply #72693 on: March 25, 2015, 05:03:42 am »

... the US is overpopulated, fat, and slovenly?
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Re: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O
« Reply #72694 on: March 25, 2015, 05:08:08 am »

... the US is overpopulated, fat, and slovenly?
So, like, ripe for harvesting by evil alien overlords?
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« Reply #72695 on: March 25, 2015, 05:09:20 am »

No, that's the second layer of metaphor.
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« Reply #72696 on: March 25, 2015, 05:11:24 am »

Let's start by peeling back the first layer of metaphor and remove the burger fat, a la liposuction. Then we can start examining the alien overlords in more detail.
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« Reply #72697 on: March 25, 2015, 05:14:43 am »

the aliens are real life intruding upon the fatness delusion that you can be happy while eating overpopulation babies.

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« Reply #72698 on: March 25, 2015, 05:45:34 am »

*staggers out of dreamscape* The flammenwerfer. Werfs. Flammen. *passes back out*
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« Reply #72699 on: March 25, 2015, 06:05:44 am »

Now I want a burger. I think I'll get one tomorrow.
A vegan burger, of course- still just as greasy, unhealthy and delicious as the meat variety, but the only thing that suffered in the making of it was some underpaid fast food employee! Hooray! :P
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« Reply #72700 on: March 25, 2015, 06:09:12 am »

And all the animals brutally murdered or starved to death to make room for the vegetation, roadways, and workers' homes.

Silly yoink. Vegetarian stuff makes animals suffer, too. Greatly. Just somewhat less overtly.
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« Reply #72701 on: March 25, 2015, 06:10:13 am »

In short, just kill yourself because humans are a fucking blight on planet Earth.
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« Reply #72702 on: March 25, 2015, 06:13:47 am »

Naaaah. Everything's a blight on everything, more or less. Have to kill everything if that was the measure. We'z just the best at it. Not the biggest, though. Yet.

One day. One day, we will be beeg und green and have a propah waagh.
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« Reply #72703 on: March 25, 2015, 06:53:15 am »

And all the animals brutally murdered or starved to death to make room for the vegetation, roadways, and workers' homes.

Silly yoink. Vegetarian stuff makes animals suffer, too. Greatly. Just somewhat less overtly.

Less suffering though, since most animals are stupidly inefficient at converting their food (plant matter that is specifically grown for it) into meat and such. True, there is some land that isn't suitable for crop growth, meaning letting cows graze there doesn't require land for feed production, but that's not how the meat industry really works, and even then those lands could be used to grow other economically/ecologically interesting things (let it be forest, grow for biofuel, whatevs).
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« Reply #72704 on: March 25, 2015, 06:57:32 am »

Hey, I never said humankind as a whole wasn't a plague on the earth.
I would just rather not have anything to do with meat farming/the meat industry. And it's not like I think my little boycott is actually achieving something (other than being a healthier diet and less disturbing to eat)- it's just a way for me to feel marginally less shitty about being human and thus a part of the aforementioned plague.   

Now that's cleared up, I'm going to go back to salivating over the vege burger of tomorrow. Maybe I'll get some chips with it, too.
Or even a milkshake. 
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