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Re: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O
« Reply #69855 on: February 14, 2015, 07:48:48 pm »

Nevermind that prostitutes in those time periods could have been incredibly influential or even members of nobility themselves.
I somewhat doubt that. Remembering that D&D is generic "swords and sorcery" fantasy, not Real World Middle Ages, so "those time periods" is a little ambiguous.
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Re: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O
« Reply #69856 on: February 14, 2015, 07:51:15 pm »

I don't see the "WTF" factor here honestly. A generator that basically gets "personality" for a hypothetical "harlot" character... Seems rather useful especially since prostitutes are a good source of information.
Um. It's a table that specifically tells you what kind of prostitute a randomly found prostitute is.

That doesn't seem just a little over-inclusive to you?
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« Reply #69857 on: February 14, 2015, 08:01:17 pm »

Ok I am going to have to be the moron here.

I just flat out don't know what you guys mean.

over-inclusive?
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Re: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O
« Reply #69858 on: February 14, 2015, 08:02:24 pm »

Most entries in that list are different stereotypes/euphemisms that refer to the same general thing.  The first half is basically interchangeable.  I would be hard pressed to think of a concrete difference between "Brazen Strumpet" and "Wanton Wench".

You might as well just flip a coin to decide upper vs lower class prostitute, which is basically what that list is.  Except that the context you meet her in should already decide that :/
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Re: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O
« Reply #69859 on: February 14, 2015, 08:03:17 pm »

Brazen... Hot headed

Wanton... Wanting
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Re: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O
« Reply #69860 on: February 14, 2015, 08:03:39 pm »

I somewhat doubt that. Remembering that D&D is generic "swords and sorcery" fantasy, not Real World Middle Ages, so "those time periods" is a little ambiguous.
It actually did occur from time to time in human history -- particularly influential whores, mistresses, etc., etc., etc. Some achieved nobility, generally through marriage, and it's not a particularly era-locked thing, having occurred off and on pretty much all throughout history. It's not really a terribly out there claim -- there's a reason the influential fleshworker is as common a literary trope as it is.

For D&D shenanigans, you'd expect it to not only be possible, but likely. I mean, hell, you have Ishtar. Probably others, too. You're dealing with a world that not only has prostitutes, you're dealing with a world that has prostitutes that could jam a morning star down your throat and go on to immolate the surrounding countryside with high level divine magic. There's definitely going to be some in high positions, if only because they happened to have kicked everyone's ass that said no.
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Re: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O
« Reply #69861 on: February 14, 2015, 08:25:55 pm »

re. whores in fantasy settings

Have any of you read Zandar's Saga?

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Also, have any of you ever encountered the NBoUCK
http://www.lysator.liu.se/~johol/netbooks/CarnalGuide/carnal.txt
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Re: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O
« Reply #69862 on: February 14, 2015, 08:41:15 pm »

I somewhat doubt that. Remembering that D&D is generic "swords and sorcery" fantasy, not Real World Middle Ages, so "those time periods" is a little ambiguous.
It actually did occur from time to time in human history -- particularly influential whores, mistresses, etc., etc., etc. Some achieved nobility, generally through marriage, and it's not a particularly era-locked thing, having occurred off and on pretty much all throughout history. It's not really a terribly out there claim -- there's a reason the influential fleshworker is as common a literary trope as it is.

For D&D shenanigans, you'd expect it to not only be possible, but likely. I mean, hell, you have Ishtar. Probably others, too. You're dealing with a world that not only has prostitutes, you're dealing with a world that has prostitutes that could jam a morning star down your throat and go on to immolate the surrounding countryside with high level divine magic. There's definitely going to be some in high positions, if only because they happened to have kicked everyone's ass that said no.
I was mostly telling Neonivek that he was being vague, rather than "hurr durr whores are scum and never ever amount to anything ever durr".

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Brazen... Hot headed

Wanton... Wanting
Wanton means something more along the lines of "does what he likes" rather than "horny".
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« Reply #69863 on: February 14, 2015, 09:12:24 pm »

I was being vague because the "setting" is vague. Dungeons and dragons sort of tends to run the whole gambit.
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Re: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O
« Reply #69864 on: February 14, 2015, 09:18:46 pm »

You mean gamut?

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Re: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O
« Reply #69865 on: February 14, 2015, 09:28:03 pm »

I guess it provides a framework for a stereotypically popular theme.  Young horny kids/adults have a way to entice their imaginations.  Everyone elsecan ignore it or just categorize their whores based on flavor.

I imagine it was a  prop; a way to spark the DMs imagination.  But, in order to make it 'content' it needs rules governing it, no?
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Re: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O
« Reply #69867 on: February 14, 2015, 10:06:02 pm »

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Re: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O
« Reply #69868 on: February 14, 2015, 10:10:19 pm »

http://imgur.com/gallery/mFxNW

The cringe is real.

That was physically painful.

UUUUUGH!!! I know people like that...

Then I saw that false statistic and so I immediately went to disprove it and go "Aha see you racist your wrong!" but alas I cannot validate or contradict it. Then again I doubt such a thing could be reliably studied.
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« Reply #69869 on: February 14, 2015, 10:25:15 pm »

Then I saw that false statistic and so I immediately went to disprove it and go "Aha see you racist your wrong!" but alas I cannot validate or contradict it. Then again I doubt such a thing could be reliably studied.
'Course it can be studied. "Reliable" just depends on your sample size.
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