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Re: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O
« Reply #68385 on: January 25, 2015, 11:02:32 pm »

I just like how "Courtship readiness rituals" is a thing.
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« Reply #68386 on: January 25, 2015, 11:09:31 pm »

Psychowhatsits make me confuse. It seems to be the science of taking simple stuff humans do and explaining the reasoning behind it in the most complicated manner possible, and also giving said simple interaction a really, really weird name. "Courtship readiness rituals".... what? I mean, seriously, what?

As for my WTF today; I saw an AR-15 with a giant, openable stock today. It stored another gun inside.
Why would I want a giant ass stock that holds another gun inside? If I'm using my AR-15, I'm not gonna want this giant, impractical stock on it, and I'm definitely not going to want to keep a pistol in the stock! Man, Mall Ninjas are weird.
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Re: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O
« Reply #68387 on: January 25, 2015, 11:11:56 pm »

I just like how "Courtship readiness rituals" is a thing.
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Most of the questions are weirdly worded, with most examples being really unrealistic but I'd imagine that's to make it easier for the person to answer the question. That question in particular was the most wtf-inducing. I just. What. It's like some kind of nature documentary.

The answer was probably "effective use of nonverbal communication" if anyone was wondering.
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Re: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O
« Reply #68388 on: January 25, 2015, 11:15:59 pm »

Psychowhatsits make me confuse. It seems to be the science of taking simple stuff humans do and explaining the reasoning behind it in the most complicated manner possible, and also giving said simple interaction a really, really weird name.
That's generally because the shit people call simple interactions usually aren't when you actually start thinking about them and trying to break down what the zog is happening.

It's so incredibly removed from reality it's hilarious.
... from what I understand, the behavior described is actually a thing, somewhat clinical/stilted wording of the question itself aside. It's not so much removed from reality as looking at it funny compared to the socially normal viewpoint.

It's like, yeah, you're dealing with something you're not familiar with the terminology or methodology related to it, but these people usually aren't pulling things entirely from their ass. And hey, it being like some kind of nature documentary is kinda' the point, a lot of times. Because a fair amount of psych and whatnot more or less is, just with humans instead of other animals.
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Re: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O
« Reply #68389 on: January 25, 2015, 11:21:38 pm »

No, I understand that what it's describing is a scenario that's technically possible, but the way it's worded is hilarious.
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« Reply #68390 on: January 25, 2015, 11:29:29 pm »

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Re: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O
« Reply #68391 on: January 25, 2015, 11:31:49 pm »

"Prepare your mating dance, passing preferred gender."
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« Reply #68392 on: January 25, 2015, 11:36:46 pm »

That hardly qualifies as courtship.

Unless it means something different across the pond, of course.
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« Reply #68393 on: January 25, 2015, 11:42:57 pm »

Dating or the lead-up to dating would probably be the more colloquial terminology, in this case. It's talking courtship more in the animal sense than the fancier social senses.
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« Reply #68394 on: January 25, 2015, 11:44:18 pm »

"Prepare your mating dance, passing preferred gender."
Nowadays that can probably be shortened to "lemme smash pls".
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« Reply #68395 on: January 25, 2015, 11:47:39 pm »

Dating or the lead-up to dating would probably be the more colloquial terminology, in this case. It's talking courtship more in the animal sense than the fancier social senses.
Space Cat's communication class treats humans as animals?

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Huh.
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« Reply #68396 on: January 25, 2015, 11:52:01 pm »

... humans are animals, OW. Treating us as what we are is... kinda' a good idea when you're trying to develop predictive theories and whatnot, which if the communications class isn't going to attempt to do, was at least in that case referring to fields that do.

A higher education communications class can deal, at least partially, with more technical writing (such as what you'd encounter when working with psych, or the harder sciences, or business environments, etc.).
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« Reply #68397 on: January 26, 2015, 12:30:24 am »

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« Reply #68398 on: January 26, 2015, 12:35:21 am »

... well, that dredged up some mental images I would have rather not had.

Because you wonder what the cyberdemon is going to do with those pieces, when it's talking in a tone like that. And then things go rapidly down hill.
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« Reply #68399 on: January 26, 2015, 12:37:58 am »

Getting a massive amount of snow heading towards my location. Possibly the largest in city's history. AND ON THE FIRST DAY OF CLASSES ARGH
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