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Author Topic: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O  (Read 14838877 times)

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Re: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O
« Reply #67785 on: January 18, 2015, 08:43:09 pm »

But I don't want cleavage for anyone else! I want cleavage for me! D:
Mmmm okay I misinterpreted the comment.

Carry on.

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Re: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O
« Reply #67786 on: January 18, 2015, 08:44:37 pm »

*cough*I find flat-chested people more attractive (in general)*cough*
I'm just one of those people who doesn't care about other people's physical characteristics and cares more about their personality and who they are.
I see.

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Re: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O
« Reply #67787 on: January 18, 2015, 08:45:33 pm »

I want to have cleavage so I can keep things in my boobs. :p

Also, I like people with small boobs. Or average sized. Too much boob is not for me.
Plus, I'm an ass girl anyway. X3

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Re: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O
« Reply #67788 on: January 18, 2015, 08:47:50 pm »

I find pockets and in a severe emergency armpits are both much more practical alternatives to cleavage

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Re: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O
« Reply #67789 on: January 18, 2015, 08:49:15 pm »

*cough*I find flat-chested people more attractive (in general)*cough*
I'm just one of those people who doesn't care about other people's physical characteristics and cares more about their personality and who they are.
I see.

Why thank you for the implications.

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Re: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O
« Reply #67790 on: January 18, 2015, 08:50:00 pm »

I always figure cleavage would be a good place to stick a holdout pistol or somesuch.

That might actually work if you have a small enough gun; I think they make revolvers small enough that could fit in there... it'd probably be something firing .25 ACP though, which is around the power range of .22 and [guns guns guns, guns guns blah guns blah blah muh stoppin power blah blah 9mm]

Still though, that would probably be a solid idea if you didn't want to carry around a big pistol. I wouldn't say it would be particularly safe, but it would WORK.

...Did I seriously just write a reply stating "Yeah you could probably stick a gun between your breasts" on a mostly SFW forum?
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Re: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O
« Reply #67791 on: January 18, 2015, 08:50:35 pm »

I want to have cleavage so I can keep things in my boobs. :p

Also, I like people with small boobs. Or average sized. Too much boob is not for me.
Plus, I'm an ass girl anyway. X3

You know, I was going to search up an image of a cute anime human/donkey girl and say 'You're one of these? *picture*', but I am utterly terrified of what kind of images I'll find looking for it.
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Re: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O
« Reply #67792 on: January 18, 2015, 08:50:49 pm »

*cough*I find flat-chested people more attractive (in general)*cough*
I'm just one of those people who doesn't care about other people's physical characteristics and cares more about their personality and who they are.
I see.

Why thank you for the implications.
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Re: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O
« Reply #67793 on: January 18, 2015, 08:51:25 pm »

I always figure cleavage would be a good place to stick a holdout pistol or somesuch.

That might actually work if you have a small enough gun;

Or if you have large enough boobs. #DDD

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Re: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O
« Reply #67794 on: January 18, 2015, 08:53:09 pm »

I want to have cleavage so I can keep things in my boobs. :p

Also, I like people with small boobs. Or average sized. Too much boob is not for me.
Plus, I'm an ass girl anyway. X3

You know, I was going to search up an image of a cute anime human/donkey girl and say 'You're one of these? *picture*', but I am utterly terrified of what kind of images I'll find looking for it.
For the sake of your own sanity, don't do this.

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Re: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O
« Reply #67795 on: January 18, 2015, 08:55:04 pm »

I want to have cleavage so I can keep things in my boobs. :p

Also, I like people with small boobs. Or average sized. Too much boob is not for me.
Plus, I'm an ass girl anyway. X3

You know, I was going to search up an image of a cute anime human/donkey girl and say 'You're one of these? *picture*', but I am utterly terrified of what kind of images I'll find looking for it.
For the sake of your own sanity, don't do this.

What, did you try it? XD
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« Reply #67796 on: January 18, 2015, 08:56:12 pm »

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Re: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O
« Reply #67797 on: January 18, 2015, 08:56:27 pm »

I neither confirm nor deny anything.

Alright, this is edging into derail territory.

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Re: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O
« Reply #67798 on: January 18, 2015, 08:56:38 pm »

Speaking of small caliber guns, I'm reminded of a story about a friend of my uncle's who was working as a security guard and a guy thought he was a vampire because he shot him in the head and he just got right back up and started booking it after him.

The bullet hit at such an angle and was such a small caliber that it ricocheted when it hit his skull and traveled underneath his scalp and out the other side. Not much damage besides a bit of a scar and a nasty headache.

He caught up with the dude and tackled him, and by the time police arrived, he was scared shitless. I believe the quote was, "Take me away, I don't care! Just get me away from that goddamn vampire!"

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« Reply #67799 on: January 18, 2015, 08:59:04 pm »

I neither confirm nor deny anything.

Alright, this is edging into derail territory.

It won't be derailing if you confirm and describe one of the images, though it likely would't be SFW. = \

The #feftalk chat has made me go WTF a few times... >_>
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