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[Levi]

I hate bugs but weirdly leeches never really bothered me.  Maybe because I've had like 10 of them on my leg at once before, haha.

[UXLZ]

Well, that would be why. I've never had a single leach on me so the very thought is repulsive. To you, it probably doesn't matter.

[Levi]

They are better than mosquitos, at least you don't itch afterwards!  (Or at least I think so, its been a while...)

[Frumple]

"Better than mosquitoes" is like saying "better than chlorine trifluoride". At least it's not setting the sand on fire!

But you've still lost your epidermal layer or somethin', so maybe keep away from 'em.

[TamerVirus]

Gunmen kill 12 at French Satirical Magazine

It's like killing the folks at Mad Magazine...

[McDonald]

Yes, pinchy butt. But iirc, the pincers aren't really a weapon.

Most spiders aren't dangerous, but they still freak out people.

[Flying Dice]

On the flipside:

BBC: "'Nazi' cattle: Farmer forced to cull part of herd"

[the1337doofus]

On the flipside:

BBC: "'Nazi' cattle: Farmer forced to cull part of herd"

For a second I thought they were calling the cattle farmer a Nazi.

[smeeprocket]

I thought he was forced to ethnically cleanse half the herd because the rest were nazis and forced him to.

[Neonivek]

I always find it odd when people say "Controversial" for things that aren't controversial because there is no controversy.

Or rather they use "Controversial" in place of "Tricky subject"... when a LOT of the time even though something would be controversial it is pretty universally accepted.

[Flying Dice]

I always find it odd when people say "Controversial" for things that aren't controversial because there is no controversy.

Or rather they use "Controversial" in place of "Tricky subject"... when a LOT of the time even though something would be controversial it is pretty universally accepted.

AKA:

Tricky subject: The Holocaust
Controversial: Holocaust Denial

And I maintained a mild pretense of topicality, huzzah.

[King Kravoka]

I thought he had to cull those cattle because they were branded with a swastika.

Also, someone add this to the tvtropes entry for "Those Wacky Nazis".

[Eric Blank]

And then the Nazis made angry cows, and the world did tremble.

[GiglameshDespair]

Why did the Nazis make angry cows? Unless they planned to airdrop cows onto enemy countries to assassinate farmers or something...

It just seems counter-productive to the purpose of cows.

[Arcvasti]

Unless they planned to airdrop cows onto enemy countries to assassinate farmers or something...

The sad part is that sounds like the kind of plan that WWII governments would totally finance.