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[Arx]

Snowing big ass-flakes outside.

FTFY

This is my WTF for the day. I was like "How is that fixed? Double adjectives get a comma or are hyphened together."
After further thought I'm thinking it is a joke involving inappropriately placed dandruff.

http://xkcd.com/37/

[Tawa]

Snowing big ass-flakes outside.

FTFY

This is my WTF for the day. I was like "How is that fixed? Double adjectives get a comma or are hyphened together."
After further thought I'm thinking it is a joke involving inappropriately placed dandruff.

FAKEDIT:
DAMMIT NINJAS

[the1337doofus]

Today's WTF is.... every last one of my relatives that isn't my parents, plus all my friends. All of those people seem to think I'm depressed or something. I have no fucking clue as to why, other than maybe my world-view.... But still, every time I'm around them and they're talking, I overhear bits of conversation, and judging by what I hear, they all seem to think I'm either a psychopath just itching to murder everyone around me, or that I'm only a few steps away from putting a gun in my mouth and pulling the trigger. What the hell, people?

[Toady One]

Removed a page or so, warnings etc.  Please keep trying to make it work.

[Helgoland]

Huh, that was quick. Let me grab a link from my Folder Of The Miscellany to provide a distraction!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=f488uJAQgmw

[pisskop]

So wtf.

I bisected a goat zombie and its still alive.

Spoiler (click to show/hide)

[Arcvasti]

So wtf.

I bisected a goat zombie and its still alive.

Are both halves alive, or is just one?

[TD1]

I dissected an eye a week or so ago.

I am glad it did not move, cause it was weird enough as it was. The lens...so hard from being vacuumed. Full of suspensory ligaments when you cracked the lens. Inside of the eye was black, except where the optic nerve emerged, the fovea I think it's called. I held a half-an-eye up, and looked through it just as the pig it had belonged to would have done. And the one group that had an eye with an eyelid still attached.. 

[pisskop]

I dissected an eye a week or so ago.

I am glad it did not move, cause it was weird enough as it was. The lens...so hard from being vacuumed. Full of suspensory ligaments when you cracked the lens. Inside of the eye was black, except where the optic nerve emerged, the fovea I think it's called. I held a half-an-eye up, and looked through it just as the pig it had belonged to would have done. And the one group that had an eye with an eyelid still attached.. 

That sounds pretty nifty, actually.  The squick is actually part of the appeal.

So wtf.

I bisected a goat zombie and its still alive.

Are both halves alive, or is just one?

Just one, for now.  But the implications!

[Sergarr]

Undead are OP

nerf undead

[Tiruin]

So wtf.

I bisected a goat zombie and its still alive.

Spoiler (click to show/hide)

You're dealing with the undead, silly It may lose the lower body without dying--as per how the undead mechanic works.
Unlike everything living, being bisected =/= ded.

...Fear the night.

I dissected an eye a week or so ago.

I am glad it did not move, cause it was weird enough as it was. The lens...so hard from being vacuumed. Full of suspensory ligaments when you cracked the lens. Inside of the eye was black, except where the optic nerve emerged, the fovea I think it's called. I held a half-an-eye up, and looked through it just as the pig it had belonged to would have done. And the one group that had an eye with an eyelid still attached.. 

Fun with medicine ._. Field study of the biological organism.
Always read ahead in laboratory oriented courses, or be astounded (by grade or by study ).

[cerapa]

I bisected a goat zombie and its still alive.

It is thought that zombes multiply purely through necromancers and/or diseases. This is false. One of the main methods of zombie reproduction is bisection and/or the removal of limbs. Much like a starfish, zombies are capable of recovering from these events with all removed parts becoming a zombie in their own right. Thus when dealing with zombies, proper disposal is of the utmost importance, lest unwary adventure increase the size of zombie hordes instead of decreasing it.

[UXLZ]

Toady is actually a very good moderator.

Anyway, some of the games that are greenlit on Steam... The hell...

[TD1]

I dissected an eye a week or so ago.

I am glad it did not move, cause it was weird enough as it was. The lens...so hard from being vacuumed. Full of suspensory ligaments when you cracked the lens. Inside of the eye was black, except where the optic nerve emerged, the fovea I think it's called. I held a half-an-eye up, and looked through it just as the pig it had belonged to would have done. And the one group that had an eye with an eyelid still attached.. 

That sounds pretty nifty, actually.  The squick is actually part of the appeal.

Somebody got vitrious humour all over their trousers when they first tried to cut it up.
That's basically the term for eye juice in biology. Well, that and aqueous humour, but there's not so much of that.

[Putnam]

Umbilical cords are also made of eye jelly!

In case you wanted to know.