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Re: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O
« Reply #645 on: June 20, 2011, 02:12:34 pm »
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This is sorta WTF/Disturbed

At some annual town festival, I accidentally came 3 hours early (herp) and the only person to talk to was this six year old girl

Long story short after being followed by this girl for 5 hours she declared me her boyfreind and started kissin and huggin and all sorts of wierd shit.

what's the opposite of pedophelia?

I hate that. I can't ride the bus without some kind of bag because random kids constantly try to crawl into my lap if it isn't full. That would be incredibly annoying without the exreme paranoia of modern society.
You guys just have pheromones that attract small children. It's like owning an ice-cream truck.
An ice cream truck with all the identifiable mmarkings scraped off, and "ICE CREEM" written on one side in what sane people hope is red/brown paint.
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Re: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O
« Reply #646 on: June 20, 2011, 06:23:03 pm »
Atlantropa; holy crap, why have I never heard of this. http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Atlantropa
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Its central feature was a hydroelectric dam to be built across the Strait of Gibraltar, which would have provided enormous amounts of hydroelectricity[2] and would have led to the lowering of the surface of the Mediterranean Sea by up to 200 metres, opening up large new lands for settlement, for example in a now almost totally drained Adriatic Sea.
The idea originated in the 1920s. :O
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Re: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O
« Reply #647 on: June 20, 2011, 06:35:09 pm »
Quote from: alway on June 20, 2011, 06:23:03 pm
Atlantropa; holy crap, why have I never heard of this. http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Atlantropa
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Its central feature was a hydroelectric dam to be built across the Strait of Gibraltar, which would have provided enormous amounts of hydroelectricity[2] and would have led to the lowering of the surface of the Mediterranean Sea by up to 200 metres, opening up large new lands for settlement, for example in a now almost totally drained Adriatic Sea.
The idea originated in the 1920s. :O
What they really need to do is drain all the water, build a watertight city, and then flood it again. We'd have a real Rapture.
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Re: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O
« Reply #648 on: June 20, 2011, 06:38:45 pm »
Quote from: Taco Dan on June 20, 2011, 06:35:09 pm
Quote from: alway on June 20, 2011, 06:23:03 pm
Atlantropa; holy crap, why have I never heard of this. http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Atlantropa
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Its central feature was a hydroelectric dam to be built across the Strait of Gibraltar, which would have provided enormous amounts of hydroelectricity[2] and would have led to the lowering of the surface of the Mediterranean Sea by up to 200 metres, opening up large new lands for settlement, for example in a now almost totally drained Adriatic Sea.
The idea originated in the 1920s. :O
What they really need to do is drain all the water, build a watertight city, and then flood it again. We'd have a real Rapture.
And then, months after people move to Rapture, they would leave because Ayn Rand/Andrew Ryan is still a fucktard, game inspiration aside.
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Re: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O
« Reply #649 on: June 20, 2011, 07:02:33 pm »
My phone rings today.

There's a delay after I say hello.

I say "Hello?!" thinking it's a telemarketer.

The voice of an older women comes over the line.

"Who is this?"

My biggest pet peeve is when people call me and then ask who is on the other end of the line.

"Um, who is THIS?" I ask.

"I don't know, you called me." she says.

"No I didn't, my phone just rang over here."

"Well so did mine."

Pause.

"Ok well have a nice day."

WTF Phone company.
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Re: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O
« Reply #650 on: June 20, 2011, 08:02:51 pm »
You intercepted a signal from a Russian Spy. It is the only explanation.
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Re: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O
« Reply #651 on: June 20, 2011, 08:43:34 pm »
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Re: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O
« Reply #652 on: June 20, 2011, 09:28:43 pm »
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Re: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O
« Reply #653 on: June 20, 2011, 09:47:25 pm »
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« Reply #654 on: June 20, 2011, 11:43:35 pm »
I just found out the song on the Nyan Cat video is an actual song...

Huh?
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Re: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O
« Reply #655 on: June 21, 2011, 01:05:39 am »
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Re: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O
« Reply #656 on: June 23, 2011, 05:39:08 am »
Alright, I found the URL to this apparently dissapeared thread and am trying to prevent it from continuing to "Await Approval". So, here goes nothing.
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Re: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O
« Reply #657 on: June 23, 2011, 05:40:19 am »
Yeah, that was weird.  At least it is here.  Forum maintenance found no errors when it was still gone...
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Re: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O
« Reply #658 on: June 23, 2011, 05:42:12 am »
Well, at least now I know I'm not crazy and this thread really does exist. (Side note, when I went to post here it gave me the "Not Posted in for 120 Days" warning, despite that being blatently untrue. Might be a clue as to why it vanished.)
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Re: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O
« Reply #659 on: June 23, 2011, 05:43:05 am »
Maybe it's a time travelling thread...
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