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Frumple

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Re: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O
« Reply #6375 on: March 11, 2012, 06:49:08 pm »

Then you have obviously not yet read enough fanfiction.

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Re: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O
« Reply #6376 on: March 11, 2012, 07:28:39 pm »

Train sperm.
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Re: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O
« Reply #6377 on: March 11, 2012, 07:34:09 pm »

Train....Ovaries?
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Re: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O
« Reply #6378 on: March 11, 2012, 07:36:06 pm »

Train... what? What the heck did I just read in this thread?

*mental imagery*
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Re: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O
« Reply #6379 on: March 11, 2012, 07:40:25 pm »

Train....Ovaries?
How do you think they make toy trains?
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Re: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O
« Reply #6380 on: March 11, 2012, 08:26:54 pm »

I can't even begin to fathom how train sex would even work.
Really?  I mean, trains couple.
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Re: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O
« Reply #6381 on: March 11, 2012, 08:27:03 pm »

Why do you think they have double tracks?

And thats only 792 words, not 45,000

It's ok, I get those numbers mixed up sometimes too.

And that's only the first chapter.

It's okay, I am visually incapable of locating 'next' buttons sometimes too.

I can't even begin to fathom how train sex would even work.
Really?  I mean, trains couple.

It's complicated by the bit about one of them being a fire engine. A fire engine who is sometimes too enthusiastic in his spray-down of the train.
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Re: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O
« Reply #6382 on: March 11, 2012, 08:52:55 pm »

*abject terror*
Agreed. What the hell, interwebs?
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« Reply #6383 on: March 11, 2012, 08:57:11 pm »

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Re: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O
« Reply #6385 on: March 11, 2012, 09:35:06 pm »

I've read a horrid internet story, with deux es machinas (or something) sprayed around everywhere; nothing but the trace of a coherent plot, a narrative style that a 4th grader could best, and also uses internet lingo. Even if that wasn't enough, things like "arghhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" are often used. Finally, it has the most generic of all fantasy. D: Good thing it's in a minority language... The world shall remain ignorant!
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« Reply #6386 on: March 11, 2012, 09:36:16 pm »

I've read a horrid internet story, with deux es machinas (or something) sprayed around everywhere; nothing but the trace of a coherent plot, a narrative style that a 4th grader could best, and also uses internet lingo. Even if that wasn't enough, things like "arghhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" are often used. Finally, it has the most generic of all fantasy. D: Good thing it's in a minority language... The world shall remain ignorant!
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Re: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O
« Reply #6387 on: March 11, 2012, 11:00:32 pm »

If you enjoyed the trains, why not read this much shorter but unfinished story about a man's Pokémon? I can promise there's no sex.
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Re: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O
« Reply #6388 on: March 11, 2012, 11:02:32 pm »

I've read a horrid internet story, with deux es machinas (or something) sprayed around everywhere; nothing but the trace of a coherent plot, a narrative style that a 4th grader could best, and also uses internet lingo. Even if that wasn't enough, things like "arghhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" are often used. Finally, it has the most generic of all fantasy. D: Good thing it's in a minority language... The world shall remain ignorant!
What language, exactly?

Latin?
Babylonian?
Klingon?
American?

Nobody actually speaks any of those languages.
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Re: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O
« Reply #6389 on: March 11, 2012, 11:04:05 pm »

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