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[Mech#4]

Well maybe it is true and everyone who is on the board starts off fine...

But then 3 years into their tenor something dark and sinister happens!

Until the 5th year in where they recover.

Like... something is hiding in this forum... Something... Evil...

The thick layer of crust settles after the 3rd year, becoming something akin to a second dermis and a new and fantastical symbiotic relation between poster and crust is established that allows them to weather the most severe of internet storms.

Congratulations, you may know where I was going with that more than I was, or don't think too hard about it.

[Frumple]

Everyone who joined after 2001 is useless and annoying. Zonk, Harlander, and Alanor are the real gender-neutral monarchs of the forum. Demon is their scheming vizier.

Yeah, pretty much.

E:

I have started to understand the depravity of the 'Shrek is love' crowd.

Jeebus.

The what now? *checks*

... ah. Ogre on shota. Why would you mention that at all on B12, go?

[Lyeos]

I think we all know that I am the one singlehandedly ruining the forums.
I mean come on, get with the program, you scrubs.
This is totally not just an attempt to bring this conversation to a halt.

[Tiruin]

I think he was being sarcastic, tir. No need to bite anyone. O.o

My sarcasm detector has been bugged by jokes and jests. It can only detect puns now, and I've been magnetized towards the humor of puns.

That is my WTF today. Go self with sarcasm detection. -_-;
^{I mean its not in penguinofhonor's personality to do that and argh.}

[Spehss _]

Personally I imagined a guy lying on his back and somehow making "normal standing upright" walking motions with his legs and somehow getting somewhere.

That's actually how he did it.

Wut how who wha.

I am attempting to recreate this and all I'm getting is floor dust on my back. And unpleasant muscle strain.

[Gentlefish]

Obviously the problem is Toady. ThreeToe just oughta kick him and everything wrong with the forum will be back to normal. ^{OhgodIhopeEveryoneKnowsThisIsAJoke}

[Aseaheru]

Personally I imagined a guy lying on his back and somehow making "normal standing upright" walking motions with his legs and somehow getting somewhere.

That's actually how he did it.

Wut how who wha.

I am attempting to recreate this and all I'm getting is floor dust on my back. And unpleasant muscle strain.

I dd that once.

[Teneb]

Obviously the problem is Toady. ThreeToe just oughta kick him and everything wrong with the forum will be back to normal. ^{OhgodIhopeEveryoneKnowsThisIsAJoke}

I blame the lack of kurtulmak.

Yea, verily.

Are doing the whole quirk-jerking thing that started this whole argument? That'd be quite ironic. And more than a bit amusing.

[BlackFlyme]

Personally I imagined a guy lying on his back and somehow making "normal standing upright" walking motions with his legs and somehow getting somewhere.

That's actually how he did it.

Wut how who wha.

I am attempting to recreate this and all I'm getting is floor dust on my back. And unpleasant muscle strain.

I'm just imagining this scene from The Simpsons

Spoiler (click to show/hide)

[EnigmaticHat]

I for one haven't noticed any sort of decline in the forum, although my impression about the LBs has always been limited to "1% of the forumgoers make 90% of the posts".

[Tawa]

I for one haven't noticed any sort of decline in the forum, although my impression about the LBs has always been limited to "1% of the forumgoers make 90% of the posts".

Nah, more like 10%. Most of the forumites are just gone, though, so that throws the statistic off a bit.

[flabort]

A friend sent this to me

Saw this first post thing in the morning. Song stuck in my head all day. I'm listening to their other songs now.

It's a very.... surreal experience.

[EnigmaticHat]

I for one haven't noticed any sort of decline in the forum, although my impression about the LBs has always been limited to "1% of the forumgoers make 90% of the posts".

Nah, more like 10%. Most of the forumites are just gone, though, so that throws the statistic off a bit.

You're one to talk, you probably account for 10% of our weekly posts on your own

Its always the same faces down here, especially in the emotion threads.  I'm scrolling down here and there are like 2 people I haven't seen posting in a bunch of other threads.

[Aseaheru]

A friend sent this to me

Saw this first post thing in the morning. Song stuck in my head all day. I'm listening to their other songs now.

It's a very.... surreal experience.

Same here

[TheDarkStar]

I for one haven't noticed any sort of decline in the forum, although my impression about the LBs has always been limited to "1% of the forumgoers make 90% of the posts".

Nah, more like 10%. Most of the forumites are just gone, though, so that throws the statistic off a bit.

You're one to talk, you probably account for 10% of our weekly posts on your own

Its always the same faces down here, especially in the emotion threads.  I'm scrolling down here and there are like 2 people I haven't seen posting in a bunch of other threads.

Yeah, each section tends to have it's own (somewhat overlapping) set of regular posters.