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[nomoetoe]

I was on the internets and I found something.

heroic study says milk is bad for women.

The study monitored the diets of about 100,000 middle-aged women and men for 20 years. The researchers found that women who consumed three or more glasses of milk a day were nearly twice as likely to die over this 20-year period. For every glass of milk women consumed per day, they were 15 percent more likely to die.

I don't even. you already have a 100% chance of dying!

[Putnam]

I just saw a video with a levitating tomato. Magnetically levitating tomato.

Pure miracles.

Fucking magnets.

[hops]

Most women are immortal. The secret has been kept by the Anuunaki by tricking us into thinking that they died, when they actually got transported to the Kuiper belt to serve as part of the Reptilian hivemind.

[Neonivek]

Most women are immortal. The secret has been kept by the Anuunaki by tricking us into thinking that they died, when they actually got transported to the Kuiper belt to serve as part of the Reptilian hivemind.

So China was RIGHT!

Women do steal the life force of men to become immortal!

[RedKing]

Most women are immortal. The secret has been kept by the Anuunaki by tricking us into thinking that they died, when they actually got transported to the Kuiper belt to serve as part of the Reptilian hivemind.

So China was RIGHT!

Women do steal the life force of men to become immortal!

Only if they sleep around and have excellent orgasm control.


My WTF for the day is that my ex-wife invited my GF and her daughter to my daughter's birthday party this weekend. This is not the reaction I was expecting, and I'm terrified of it. I feel the bulging, unblinking eye of Admiral Ackbar gazing down on me, the word IT'S forming on his thick, Calamarian lips.

[Aseaheru]

Women do steal the life force of men to become immortal!

Thats cats.

[Dutchling]

Women do steal the life force of men to become immortal!

Thats cats.

Women are a subspecies of cats.

[Tawa]

Women do steal the life force of men to become immortal!

Thats cats.

Women are a subspecies of cats.

Cats are a subspecies of women.

CHECKMATE, DOGMATICS

[Graknorke]

My WTF for the day is that my ex-wife invited my GF and her daughter to my daughter's birthday party this weekend. This is not the reaction I was expecting, and I'm terrified of it. I feel the bulging, unblinking eye of Admiral Ackbar gazing down on me, the word IT'S forming on his thick, Calamarian lips.

The bait sounds worth it to me.

[Aseaheru]

Women do steal the life force of men to become immortal!

Thats cats.

Women are a subspecies of cats.

Cats are a subspecies of women.

CHECKMATE, DOGMATICS

Either of those means that humans and cats can interbreed, so thats an issue...

[RedKing]

Women do steal the life force of men to become immortal!

Thats cats.

Women are a subspecies of cats.

Cats are a subspecies of women.

CHECKMATE, DOGMATICS

Either of those means that humans and cats can interbreed, so thats an issue...

You say this as though it's a surprise. The Japanese have known this for decades.

[MaximumZero]

Women do steal the life force of men to become immortal!

Thats cats.

Women are a subspecies of cats.

Cats are a subspecies of women.

CHECKMATE, DOGMATICS

Either of those means that humans and cats can interbreed, so thats an issue...

You say this as though it's a surprise. The Japanese have known this for decades.

Maybe that's part of the Oppai-Kaiju Effect.

[Tawa]

Guys.

I broke it.

[Tawa]

Guys.

I broke it.

Suddenly, DM-induced rogue knocks you unconscious.

Foresight.

[RedKing]

Women do steal the life force of men to become immortal!

Thats cats.

Women are a subspecies of cats.

Cats are a subspecies of women.

CHECKMATE, DOGMATICS

Either of those means that humans and cats can interbreed, so thats an issue...

You say this as though it's a surprise. The Japanese have known this for decades.

Maybe that's part of the Oppai-Kaiju Effect.

Maybe it needs to be expanded to the Oppai-Kaiju-Nekochan effect.