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[My Name is Immaterial]

I think I'm addicted to character creation.

Welcome to the club.

[IronTomato]

I just saw a video with a levitating tomato. Magnetically levitating tomato.

Pure miracles.

* IronTomato levitates

Shh...

[Iceblaster]

A friend sent this to me

it says bannana man

there is no ray comfort

ice is disappoint

[pisskop]

This adequately describes what I just saw

Spoiler (click to show/hide)

[LordSlowpoke]

i bought a new usb keyboard a few days ago

it has a key that turns off the keyboard

you have to unplug it and plug it back again to make it work

whose idea was this

[Darvi]

whose idea was this

Stan's.

[Aseaheru]

The person who comes up with half the things you see in dollar shops/equivalent.

[Levi]

Hehe, I've been reading up on Candidates for Mayor in my city election.  Its been a riot.  Here is one of the best self-supplied bios.

Holy Shishkabob!! I'm the luckYESt girl in the world. I've discovered how to live my raw, primal truth and everyone's wild child lives in that place in my heart a woman gets heard to her very essence. I wake up at 2:30 in the morning and everyone's wild is electrocuting me with a kazillion jolts.
I live in the utter udder bliss of my Milky Way Universal breast vortex. Pure bliss in the 13th vibration vibrating my quantum signature oom (11v) my genetics DNA Logos Word (10v) which becomes my consciousness (9v) of every breath I've ever breathed. We're having an absolute blast and in the quiet of your heart, you'll feel your wild in you waking up into your Living Organic-Oneness Vortex-to-Vortex-to-Vortex-Enjoyment-Endearment-Embodyment-Empowerment-Enlightenment.
My job on earth is to invite you into the bliss. I'm a concert pianist with a masters of theology well versed in our shared pain.

Hee hee, Universal breast vortex.   

Another fun one.

meynard aubichon mayor of van 3rd time got a record for pot er hooking well get u a pot shop n hooks shop . tuition capd at 2500$ . all libraries open 8-8 . two term limits. I have a criminalology certificate and seven polisci courses under my belt I'm the best street fighter nativeed Douglas langara colleges papers I do open mics all over van I rock the mix soundcloud tracks spotme hashbg meem Ill be Canada's 1st metis Prime Minister I've lived a good life in Canada and refuse to watch Asian immigrants buy our lives well raise property taxes on Chinese 5% our stop party mayor and van east PM is to blow up ISIS and take our country now prefer email and texts were running for families who pay most taxes n stay here mayor meynard & stop mayor meynard

[smjjames]

Lol, the first one is such a stereotypical hippie XD also vortex vortex vortex.

The second one reads like a spambot post.

[TamerVirus]

Pray tell: where the fuck do you live.

[Levi]

Pray tell: where the fuck do you live.

Vancouver, British Columbia.  I guess its not hard to get in the running or something here.

[Vorthon]

...That kind of explains it, if what I've heard of BC's reputation for a certain substance still holds.

[Graknorke]

Holy Shishkabob!! I'm the luckYESt girl in the world. I've discovered how to live my raw, primal truth and everyone's wild child lives in that place in my heart a woman gets heard to her very essence. I wake up at 2:30 in the morning and everyone's wild is electrocuting me with a kazillion jolts.
I live in the utter udder bliss of my Milky Way Universal breast vortex. Pure bliss in the 13th vibration vibrating my quantum signature oom (11v) my genetics DNA Logos Word (10v) which becomes my consciousness (9v) of every breath I've ever breathed. We're having an absolute blast and in the quiet of your heart, you'll feel your wild in you waking up into your Living Organic-Oneness Vortex-to-Vortex-to-Vortex-Enjoyment-Endearment-Embodyment-Empowerment-Enlightenment.
My job on earth is to invite you into the bliss. I'm a concert pianist with a masters of theology well versed in our shared pain.

Spoiler (click to show/hide)

Mom and Dad OPPOSITES
occur simultaneously with a
baby birth - with a potential
for creating opposite sexes -
existing only as opposites &
a zero value existence - that
cancel to naught as an entity.
See www.abovegod.com
Santa & God debase women
as if non-existing opposites.
How evil unto their mothers.
Singularity educators are evil
bastards unfit to live on Earth,
for they create evil students -
totally ignorant of Time Cube.

Pretty much all I could think of.

[Aptus]

I just finished reading 60 pages of definitions and proofs for geometric algorithms. My brain is now entirely made up of a degenerate case of a doubly connected hyperplane delimited by y-monotone triangulated subdivisions and dastardly plane scanned.


I think I should have taken this in shorter sprints :p

[i2amroy]

Obviously the spam its are taking steps to overthrow the world. It happened in a place we would have never expected, Vancouver.