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[KingofstarrySkies]

So...I just won $10 on a scratch-off lottery ticket. Anyone who's used scratch-offs before knows that you're lucky to win once in however many chance the ticket gives.

Well, I just scored on every single chance. All 10 chances. One dollar each.
I wonder if this is a fake ticket, because holy shit.

I wonder if we'll ever have a forumite who gets the big prize. Like...The one-million. 'Twould be awesome.

[flabort]

Every time I click a link to TV Tropes, I WTF at what tabs I have open at the end of my TVT Stupor.
Where did "Instant Waking Skills" come from?

[Execute/Dumbo.exe]

Seriously, why am I not susceptible to this TV tropes Trap? I actively try to trap myself in that terrible plain, but I just can't find anything to start my binge.

[flabort]

Seriously, why am I not susceptible to this TV tropes Trap? I actively try to trap myself in that terrible plain, but I just can't find anything to start my binge.

This is my real WTF for today. Someone who doesn't get trapped on TVT for hours.
This man has immunity! Start cultivating his cells to find the immunity!
WE MUST MAKE THE CURE FROM HIM.

[Darvi]

* Darvi scuttles off before people realise he's been immune for years now.

[Sinlessmoon]

Yeah. I don't fall for the TVT trap either, I just can't get addicted to it.

Wikipedia on the other hand... I can browse that shit for hours.

[TamerVirus]

Yeah, it was a two dollar ticket. So, profit!

I don't buy tickets very often, only buy one or two at a time, and I never count on winning. Relatively sensible gambling

Is that the most you've gotten from a scratch off?

[Orange Wizard]

So, apparently someone just sold a small, leaky, shack-thing with no power or plumbing. Not too shocking, you might say.

It sold for over a million NZ dollars.

And some people say we don't have a housing shortage.

[Loud Whispers]

maek moneies, sell sheep new zea hobbit style

[Graknorke]

So, apparently someone just sold a small, leaky, shack-thing with no power or plumbing. Not too shocking, you might say.

It sold for over a million NZ dollars.

And some people say we don't have a housing shortage.

How good are you at building survival shelters?

[Orange Wizard]

Not very, I must admit...

[EnigmaticHat]

So, apparently someone just sold a small, leaky, shack-thing with no power or plumbing. Not too shocking, you might say.

It sold for over a million NZ dollars.

And some people say we don't have a housing shortage.

Hey, here in the US we have a housing surplus!  You can by some houses off us.

Although the shipping might be a bit high...

[Urist Imiknorris]

Not very, I must admit...

Good enough!

[10ebbor10]

So, apparently someone just sold a small, leaky, shack-thing with no power or plumbing. Not too shocking, you might say.

It sold for over a million NZ dollars.

And some people say we don't have a housing shortage.

Was, per chance,said shack located on a massive estate?

[Sirus]

Yeah, it was a two dollar ticket. So, profit!

I don't buy tickets very often, only buy one or two at a time, and I never count on winning. Relatively sensible gambling

Is that the most you've gotten from a scratch off?

I once won $20, but that was at least 10-15 years ago.