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[LordSlowpoke]

it's hypocrisy ya feckless knave

words is not what you are for doing acrobatics

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[hops]

Combaka~

[Graknorke]

[REDACTED]

In its place: Why is it that news publishers can be so easily duped? For real it's not hard to fact check when you have an entire office of people who can do it, and you have the money and influence to talk to people first hand.

[EnigmaticHat]

Clearly it isn't the artist who has talent, but her agent

Edit: Ah, the Onion I assume...

[McDonald]

[REDACTED]

I saw that Graknorke. It will be our secret 

[miauw62]

I heard something on the news about Canada agreeing to import more Belgian pears. I misheard it as Belgian bears, and much confusion was had.

[Darvi]

I heard something on the news about Canada agreeing to import more Belgian pears. I misheard it as Belgian bears, and much confusion was had.

To be fair, in some languages those are homonyms.

[Descan]

We already have enough bears here, just take a look at our pride parade~ ;P

[pisskop]

We already have enough bears here, just take a look at our pride parade~ ;P

Boo.

I have a certain shirt that was given to me this one time.  It was too small for me, but they insisted I wear it :/

[LordSlowpoke]

do you have parades daily

yes

well fuck your shit

* LordSlowpoke walks into a forest

* LordSlowpoke gets mauled

this is how it's done

[Sinlessmoon]

LSP

THANK HEAVENS YOU'RE HERE

THERE'S BEEN AN OUTBREAK OF PEOPLE TALKING LIKE YOU AND WE NEED YOU TO STOP THEM

you're doing basically that

except uppercase

and no

we all must talk

like our master lordslowpoke he will save us from animals

so there

[KingofstarrySkies]

You're a bunch 'a copycats. LSP-speak works because it's 1) Random as fuck, 2) Stream of consciousness. Just...Not putting grammar isn't LSP, it's tuypo with less typo.

[Sinlessmoon]

You're a bunch 'a copycats. LSP-speak works because it's 1) Random as fuck, 2) Stream of consciousness. Just...Not putting grammar isn't LSP, it's tuypo with less typo.

why would you even suggest i am a copy cat

im a banana, therefore i am.

[Orange Wizard]

I'm not copying anyone.

NOT EVEN WHEN I DO THIS

SHOUTY MODE IS MY THING AND I WILL CONTINUE TO INSIST THAT IT IS MY INTELLECTUAL PROPERTY

YOU ARE ALL IN BREACH OF COPYRIGHT AND I WILL SUE THE SHIT OUT OF YOU

JUST AS SOON AS I CAN AFFORD TO PAY MY ATTORNEY

I can't be arsed putting punctuation in because punctuation doesn't play nicely with the Shift button. Shouty Mode FTW, though.

[Sinlessmoon]

Shoutymode = bestest mode