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Ultimuh

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Re: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O
« Reply #5880 on: February 29, 2012, 11:02:12 am »
Quote from: RedKing on February 29, 2012, 10:59:24 am
But....wouldn't they wind up disassembling it into stones again when they steal it? Hard to imagine one staying fully intact.

OTOH, if Toady reads this, the next version of DF could have some epic goblin thefts.
A goblin master thief has stolen your microcline bridge!

Just imagine a whole megaproject being stolen once finished.  :P
« Last Edit: February 29, 2012, 11:11:59 am by Ultimuh »
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Re: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O
« Reply #5881 on: February 29, 2012, 11:04:23 am »
/approve of structures being stolen
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Re: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O
« Reply #5882 on: February 29, 2012, 12:13:31 pm »
Quote from: Haspen on February 29, 2012, 08:41:05 am
Quote from: Flying Dice on February 29, 2012, 12:52:03 am
Ehl Oh Ehl.

WTF #1: How do you speel Ehl? O.o

WTF #2: While waiting for a bus, I was approached by a pretty girl in pretty dress, who said "Sir, you forgotten your cat." She then pushed a cat - or rather a large kitty - into my hands, and walked away. I let the cat go and he ran away toward the girl... O.o?

1: Gutturally.  :P

2: Avoiding the very obvious joke.
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Re: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O
« Reply #5883 on: February 29, 2012, 12:24:07 pm »
Quote from: Flying Dice on February 29, 2012, 12:13:31 pm
2: Avoiding the very obvious joke.

Could it be this?
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Re: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O
« Reply #5884 on: February 29, 2012, 01:23:33 pm »
Quote from: Ultimuh on February 29, 2012, 12:24:07 pm
Quote from: Flying Dice on February 29, 2012, 12:13:31 pm
2: Avoiding the very obvious joke.

Could it be this?

How the hell did you know what I was thinking?
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Re: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O
« Reply #5885 on: February 29, 2012, 01:36:06 pm »
Quote from: Flying Dice on February 29, 2012, 01:23:33 pm
Quote from: Ultimuh on February 29, 2012, 12:24:07 pm
Quote from: Flying Dice on February 29, 2012, 12:13:31 pm
2: Avoiding the very obvious joke.

Could it be this?

How the hell did you know what I was thinking?

A cat was mentioned following a person who obviously didn't want it.
Made me think of a song I heard once long ago, then that song instantly reminded me about that cartoon.
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« Reply #5886 on: February 29, 2012, 01:51:02 pm »
A FedEx van just rolled up and dropped off a package, then as he drives off a UPS van rolls into his place and drops off a package.

Tag-team package delivery?
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Re: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O
« Reply #5887 on: February 29, 2012, 01:52:45 pm »
Did it look like a competition, or just tag-team?
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Re: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O
« Reply #5888 on: February 29, 2012, 02:41:35 pm »
The second package has a label saying "The first package is a trap! DO NOT OPEN."
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« Reply #5889 on: February 29, 2012, 03:01:24 pm »
And the first says "Do not trust the second package"
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Re: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O
« Reply #5890 on: February 29, 2012, 03:47:02 pm »
And a fortune cookie says both of the packages are telling the truth
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Re: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O
« Reply #5891 on: February 29, 2012, 03:51:53 pm »
And the horoscope in the newspaper says that you will be confronted with 3 lies.
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Re: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O
« Reply #5892 on: February 29, 2012, 03:59:21 pm »
 And the Oracle in Delphi says that the Gods are ensnaring you in a web layers thick.
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« Reply #5893 on: February 29, 2012, 04:01:02 pm »
And Glenn Beck says that the Oracle at Delphi is part of the evil liberal media.
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Re: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O
« Reply #5894 on: February 29, 2012, 04:05:49 pm »
That just cracked me up  :D
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