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[Tawa]

[Flying Dice]

While the forums were down, I went on a mystical journey into the depths of youtube. I know not the words to describe what I saw, but I do know that posting links would probably violate forum guidelines -- and, of course, require me mustering the will to dive into those waters for a second time. Truly these are interesting times, these long nights of boredom and procrastination, made even worse by being tired enough to accidentally type 'brodom' thrice.

[NobodyPro]

If you're looking for one of the more fun summer movies that have no intention of taking itself seriously at all, might I suggest Lucy

I have a feeling that this person was watching a different movie, probably one of the later Resident Evil movies. Lucy was taking itself so seriously I had my head in my hands throughout the entire climax of the movie in which

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Lucy becomes a supercomputer, a time-traveler, and God.  All because she's using 100% of her brain.

[Orange Wizard]

* II facedesks and breaks his face and his desk and buys a new desk and facedesks that one too

[BlitzDungeoneer]

That's not quite how using 100% of your brain works.

[Orange Wizard]

Well, it's close. Not so sure about time travel though, that one seems like a bit of a stretch.

[BlitzDungeoneer]

Nah, see, if you were to truly control all 100% of your brain, you'd need to control all your bodily functions manually. All of them.

[Dutchling]

/r/relationships would be so much more fun if it was a little more... verifiable

Me [28 M] with my girlfriend [24 F] of 3 years, I'm pretty sure she's cheating on me with my dad.

[Orange Wizard]

Nah, see, if you were to truly control all 100% of your brain, you'd need to control all your bodily functions manually. All of them.

What does a spleen do?

[scrdest]

Nah, see, if you were to truly control all 100% of your brain, you'd need to control all your bodily functions manually. All of them.

What does a spleen do?

Blood's sewage treatment plant.

[Wolfhunter107]

Attack on Titan/Dwarf Fortress crossover. WTF, brain.

[Kedly]

Isn't that sort of like building a successful fort in an evil biome?

[penguinofhonor]

The number of gamers that will honestly argue that it's a bad thing to make a game easier to learn.

I guess people like their elitist clubs. As a player of one of the most niche and hard-to-learn games, I don't get it. I want more friends to play video games with.

[Dutchling]

D:

get away from me, you filthy casual

[ggamer]

So Aristophanes is speaking about ball people and shit in the Symposium, talkin 'bout how ball people were cut in half and their gentials were moved to the front, and that's why we have love.

As a man renown for mocking many of the stations of day-to-day greek life, was Aristophanes being serious or was he taking the piss? Because I honestly have no clue.