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Author Topic: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O  (Read 14430508 times)

Loud Whispers

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Re: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O
« Reply #58125 on: September 10, 2014, 11:07:37 am »

So apparently you can be a suicidologist.

I did not know that was a thing.
A suicidologist is one who studies the most efficient and overall best routes to autotermination.

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Re: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O
« Reply #58126 on: September 10, 2014, 11:22:25 am »

So apparently you can be a suicidologist.

I did not know that was a thing.
A suicidologist is one who studies the most efficient and overall best routes to autotermination.
I don't know if I'd really want to go into that field, it sounds like too much of a dead end.
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Re: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O
« Reply #58127 on: September 10, 2014, 11:33:16 am »

I'm killing myself trying to think of a counter-pun.

Oh wait...
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Re: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O
« Reply #58128 on: September 10, 2014, 11:36:37 am »

Dont leave us hanging...
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Re: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O
« Reply #58129 on: September 10, 2014, 11:42:02 am »

These puns are so old, they died by themselves.
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Re: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O
« Reply #58130 on: September 10, 2014, 11:49:58 am »

Let's let the gas out of these tasteless puns before someone ODs on them.
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Re: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O
« Reply #58131 on: September 10, 2014, 12:14:40 pm »

These puns are about as subtle and tasteful as a trainwreck.
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Re: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O
« Reply #58132 on: September 10, 2014, 12:44:03 pm »

I'd rather slit my wrists than listen to any more of these.
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« Reply #58133 on: September 10, 2014, 12:55:47 pm »

Yeah, lets not overdose on puns.
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Re: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O
« Reply #58134 on: September 10, 2014, 12:58:13 pm »

I don't think any of these have actually been puns
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Re: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O
« Reply #58135 on: September 10, 2014, 01:00:19 pm »

I don't know if I'd really want to go into that field, it sounds like too much of a dead end.
I don't think any of these have actually been puns
This one was, at least.
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Re: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O
« Reply #58136 on: September 10, 2014, 01:04:03 pm »

Let's change the topic from this pun storm, shall we?

Apparently Argentina wants to make it's own Brasilia.

Translated through the wonders of Google because I can't be bothered to do it myself.

Kirschner you so crazy.

(unfortunately, there appears to be nothing about that on anglophone sites.)
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Re: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O
« Reply #58137 on: September 10, 2014, 01:05:57 pm »

You're right, I'd rather kill myself than listen to any more of these suicide puns.
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Re: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O
« Reply #58138 on: September 10, 2014, 01:07:18 pm »

Your president looks funny.

That's all I have to say about this.

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« Reply #58139 on: September 10, 2014, 01:11:18 pm »

Your president looks funny.
My president is the one with the hair monster on her head.
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