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[Neonivek]

So I have these large swollen red feet that are sort of fading away so to speak... and they kept getting more and more painful...

And then I found out that all I had to do to make it better was... Bed rest.

One whole day in bed and I am much better.

I really wish I didn't lend all my games to a sick friend (and never took it back... and now they are mad at me forever)... I am actually getting a bit bored in bed.

[Dutchling]

Someone is getting paid to do this:

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I may or may not be kinda jealous.

[miauw62]

Someone is getting paid to do this:

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I may or may not be kinda jealous.

It's the cosmopolitan. They aren't intelligent.

Cracked did an article on what they said was ways to find out if your boyfriend was cheating on you and their recommended retaliations. Only one was possibly legal, all were morally dubious at best, and the reasons were BS.

Boyfriend is happier than usual? CHEATING! More sex? CHEATING! Less sex? CHEATING! Being nice? CHEATING!

If I ever had a girlfriend and they read that for reasons other than laughing at the insanity, I'd be concerned that they were mildly psychotic and had paranoia.

plot twist: it's actually an article so people can easily get rid of their overly paranoid and insane girl/boyfriends!

[Redzephyr01]

Why is it that whenever I find a person on the internet named John (or some variation of John), they always end up being a terrible person?

[Gunner-Chan]

Because when your name also means toilet to some people, you really can't avoid being at least a little shitty.

[Loud Whispers]

Why is it that whenever I find a person on the internet named John (or some variation of John), they always end up being a terrible person?

Secret society of John disapproves of you

[KingofstarrySkies]

Because when your name also means toilet to some people, you really can't avoid being at least a little shitty.

BADUMTISH

SHE'LL BE HERE ALL NIGHT FOLKS

ALL WEEK

ALL YEAR

that was bad and you should feel bad

[BFEL]

Why is it that whenever I find a person on the internet named John (or some variation of John), they always end up being a terrible person?

I have the same problem with people named "Mark"

That is my dad's name.

Never met a good one

[penguinofhonor]

Two old people reminiscing about the various objects their parents hit them with.

[Spehss _]

Two old people reminiscing about the various objects their parents hit them with.

wat. Are...are they...fondly reminiscing?

[Fniff]

Can you sadly reminisce? I suppose. What about angrily reminiscing?

[Dutchling]

I once had a conversation with in a train with a stranger about how fun it is to trip blind people.

I did not consent to the conversation.

[BlackFlyme]

I keep getting so many calls from the same scam number pretending to be my cell provider.

[penguinofhonor]

wat. Are...are they...fondly reminiscing?

Yeah, I'm pretty sure. The conversation seemed cheerful and they were both smiling. When I passed them again a couple minutes later, they were complaining about how people are so picky nowadays about how you whup your kids.

[mastahcheese]

...Dear lord.
I don't even.