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[Alev]

I don't know what lady makes these, but she needs to get strangled.

I think he meant Lay's.
Probably something to do with that competition.

Yeah, I wonder why cappuccino won.

[BlackFlyme]

There was some nasty hybrid of bacon and some other flavour I forget that I tried.

Not sure what type of bacon it was supposed to be, but my guess is "inedible".


Haircuts feel weird.

My step-mother cut my hair. She was able to call me out on the fact that I don't know what to ask when getting a haircut, and that my mother always tells the hairdresser how to cut my hair.

[Descan]

* Descan tattoos "My Mother Is Insane" on BlackFlymes facehole. :I

[MaximumZero]

There was some nasty hybrid of bacon and some other flavour I forget that I tried.

Not sure what type of bacon it was supposed to be, but my guess is "inedible".

Wasn't it bacon macaroni and cheese?

[Orange Wizard]

I hate haircuts, not because I like my hair long (I like my hair short), nor because I have overbearing parents, nor because of social anxiety (though that's an issue, too), but because I have to pay for the damn things.
Thirteen dollars. And that's pretty cheap, too.

There was some nasty hybrid of bacon and some other flavour I forget that I tried.

Not sure what type of bacon it was supposed to be, but my guess is "inedible".

Wasn't it bacon macaroni and cheese?

Bacon toothpaste?

[BlackFlyme]

There was some nasty hybrid of bacon and some other flavour I forget that I tried.

Not sure what type of bacon it was supposed to be, but my guess is "inedible".

Wasn't it bacon macaroni and cheese?

That might have been it. The only other bacon flavoured one I've seen was bacon and poutine, and I doubt that I've tried that.

[Wolfhunter107]

https://games.yahoo.com/news/world-warcraft-addiction-lands-couple-jail-kids-found-200018703.html

[KingofstarrySkies]

I'd prefer to be dead than his experience, that looks fucking awful.

[Loud Whispers]

Spoiler: touching poles (click to show/hide)

Did he ded?

Let me put it this way; to evolution, yes.

He's done all in his power to qualify for a darwin award.

[Orange Wizard]

Spoiler: touching poles (click to show/hide)

Did he ded?

Let me put it this way; to evolution, yes.

He's done all in his power to qualify for a darwin award.

Not as bad as the guy that lost his testes to a belt sander when he was... *ahem*... pleasuring himself with it.

HOW THE FUCK DO YOU MASTURBATE WITH A GODDAMN BELT SANDER

[Lyeos]

-Chopped-

I'm guessing very carefully. :T
Just not that guy.

[flame99]

Spoiler: touching poles (click to show/hide)

Did he ded?

Let me put it this way; to evolution, yes.

He's done all in his power to qualify for a darwin award.

Not as bad as the guy that lost his testes to a belt sander when he was... *ahem*... pleasuring himself with it.

HOW THE FUCK DO YOU MASTURBATE WITH A GODDAMN BELT SANDER

Hard work, determination, and no sense of self-preservation.

[Orange Wizard]

That was a rhetorical question. I do not actually want to know the finer details of getting off with heavy machinery.

[FearfulJesuit]

Sex drives that are dangerous to the reproductive health of their owners have not quite yet been weeded out by natural selection. Give it time...

[Lagslayer]

Sex drives that are dangerous to the reproductive health of their owners have not quite yet been weeded out by natural selection. Give it time...

That's because some people keep insisting we protect the terminally stupid from themselves.