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Author Topic: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O  (Read 14840396 times)

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Re: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O
« Reply #5595 on: February 23, 2012, 08:06:21 pm »

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Re: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O
« Reply #5596 on: February 23, 2012, 08:09:33 pm »

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« Reply #5597 on: February 23, 2012, 11:06:50 pm »

So. Normally I would not post something like this at all, or if I did I would post in the upper forms (which I also did). But I figured this was interesting enough that even the people without interest in DF that hang out down here would want to see it.

So here it is. The queen of my dwarven civilization: Olngö Omstuzolak, the Goblin Drunk.





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« Reply #5598 on: February 23, 2012, 11:09:19 pm »

And never before was there a rowdier queen

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« Reply #5599 on: February 23, 2012, 11:13:29 pm »

So your Queen is a drunkard and your general is a fisherman. No wonder you'll be getting plenty of immigrants.
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Re: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O
« Reply #5600 on: February 23, 2012, 11:15:37 pm »

Let's be realistic here. You'd be a drunk too if you had to be queen of the dorfs.
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« Reply #5601 on: February 23, 2012, 11:18:59 pm »

Yes, but 'drunk' should be your permanent state of being, not your job.
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« Reply #5602 on: February 23, 2012, 11:19:11 pm »

Let's be realistic here. You'd be a drunk too if you had to be queen of the dorfs.
Was Cacame drunk as well, then?
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« Reply #5603 on: February 23, 2012, 11:25:25 pm »

Elves don't get drunk, they just get more uptight.

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« Reply #5604 on: February 23, 2012, 11:26:40 pm »

Check the legends for that goblin. Dwarven leaders of another race tend to be total badasses.
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« Reply #5605 on: February 23, 2012, 11:31:27 pm »

Yes, but 'drunk' should be your permanent state of being, not your job.
Which should be a statement of just how drunk this queen would have had to been that the dorfs actually saw it as a professional endeavor. That's like the highest possible honor in dwarven society. No wonder she's queen.
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« Reply #5606 on: February 23, 2012, 11:35:10 pm »

Well 'Drunkard' might be more descriptive, if you want to change the raws.

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« Reply #5607 on: February 23, 2012, 11:53:11 pm »

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« Reply #5608 on: February 23, 2012, 11:57:19 pm »

That cat seems to be breathing kinda heavily  :-\

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« Reply #5609 on: February 24, 2012, 03:16:53 pm »

http://www.bay12forums.com/smf/index.php?topic=43236.msg3026713#msg3026713

I did not do the BS "hand the other side their case because they're too stupid to do their evidence right" thing she wanted me to and she threw me in jail for contempt of court. Non compliance with a court order (for which nothing was written? or expressly said? Only hinted at?) I know the bailiff so he took me to a decent cell; he expressed surprise at the magistrate. Three hours later, I was out and had gained a new client (criminal defendants tend to be in jails) from this, potentially more. Also the trial on the credit card thing was postponed or "continued" on account of one side's lawyer being tossed in a cell, so I get more time to work on that case.... I'm also filing a motion with the judge she works for to have this magistrate removed from the case for bias, for reaching a predetermined conclusion without so much as looking at the blatantly inadequate, illegible "evidence." Also, you know, jailing someone on comtempt for violating a court order you never wrote, said, or even gave....

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My defense is simply "court order?" What court order? The court speaks through its docket and the docket is silent. There's no court order in the docket. “A prerequisite to a charge of contempt for disobeying a court order is the existence of a valid order.” Cortland United Methodist Church v. Knowles, 11th Dist. No. 2006–T–0110, 2007-Ohio-3383, 2007 WL 1883273, at ¶ 33. Nothing was said in court expressly giving a command to follow. "Maybe you should consider," as expressed words is an insufficient phrase to constitute a court order. Id. What were the terms of this alleged order and if you can't tell me that, then how do you know if I violated it or not? She's screwed.

Did... did I somehow win or do something winnish? New client(s?), more time to work on this case, airtight defense to criminal contempt charge (what court order?), filing to have headache inducing magistrate be removed has a good shot....

Edit: Looked into it, she's had 5 complaints against her recently. I'm six?
« Last Edit: February 24, 2012, 04:24:14 pm by Truean »
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