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Re: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O
« Reply #5580 on: February 23, 2012, 11:18:24 am »
Maybe he figured he'd lose anyway and didn't want the humiliation of facing the judgment.
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Re: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O
« Reply #5581 on: February 23, 2012, 12:03:04 pm »
Quote from: olemars on February 23, 2012, 11:18:24 am
Maybe he figured he'd lose anyway and didn't want the humiliation of facing the judgment.

Maybe, I'm not sure what this guy's story was. It was still kinda nuts to call the people suing you and ask if you have to show up....
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« Reply #5582 on: February 23, 2012, 12:05:18 pm »
Maybe he thought you would say no. Then... Something something.
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Re: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O
« Reply #5583 on: February 23, 2012, 12:16:11 pm »
1) Don't show up for court.
2) ???
3) Inverse profit!
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Re: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O
« Reply #5584 on: February 23, 2012, 03:26:17 pm »
Quite possible getting fired for missing work would cost more than the garnishment.
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« Reply #5585 on: February 23, 2012, 04:07:08 pm »
I'm pretty sure that, lat time I checked, that was considered illegal termination in this state. Of course, our goevernor, in his infinite corruption, may have changed that.
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Re: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O
« Reply #5586 on: February 23, 2012, 04:12:21 pm »
Quote from: Lord Shonus on February 23, 2012, 04:07:08 pm
I'm pretty sure that, lat time I checked, that was considered illegal termination in this state. Of course, our goevernor, in his infinite corruption, may have changed that.
corruption? You wouldn't happen to live in wincousin would ya?
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« Reply #5587 on: February 23, 2012, 04:16:29 pm »
Worse. Ohio.
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Re: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O
« Reply #5588 on: February 23, 2012, 06:02:01 pm »
One of my cable news channels just unceremoniously switched over to being the Apocalyptic Bible Reading channel.  Is... Is this a sign?
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Re: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O
« Reply #5589 on: February 23, 2012, 06:04:38 pm »
Yes, a sign that the end is coming. A time when logic and reason has ascended into a fictional place, and the zealots are left behind to rule the earth. Truly a horrifying concept.
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Re: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O
« Reply #5590 on: February 23, 2012, 06:42:37 pm »
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One of my cable news channels just unceremoniously switched over to being the Apocalyptic Bible Reading channel.  Is... Is this a sign?

The time has come : You must slap your TV, or all hope shall be lost.
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Re: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O
« Reply #5591 on: February 23, 2012, 07:44:07 pm »
Percussive maintenance fixes all problems. Unless it's fixed with duct tape.
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Holy crap, why did I not start watching One Punch Man earlier? This is the best thing.
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Re: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O
« Reply #5592 on: February 23, 2012, 07:49:40 pm »
Quote from: MaximumZero on February 23, 2012, 07:44:07 pm
Percussive maintenance fixes all problems. Unless it's fixed with duct tape.
It fixes that too. You just hit the tape back into place.
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« Reply #5593 on: February 23, 2012, 07:50:54 pm »
There are some things duct tape cannot fix. You must use WD-40 for those things.
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« Reply #5594 on: February 23, 2012, 07:51:46 pm »
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