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[Zangi]

This is the future... everyone who wants to be anon will look like a street punk!
It will be outlawed in some places I reckon.

[TamerVirus]

Roguelike Dating Simulator!? :3

I am intrigued by this idea.

Take a single step to the school
"You've crashed into a girl! The girl is wielding the axe! She slashes at you violently! BAD END"

FTFY

[sjm9876]

Roguelike Dating Simulator!? :3

I am intrigued by this idea.

Take a single step to the school
"You've crashed into a girl! The girl is wielding the axe! She slashes at you violently! You die!"

Hell has no fury like a woman scorned.

[Sergarr]

So that's why everyone in the future is a punk!

I managed to WTF myself by thinking how would Attack on Titan anime change if all Titans were replaces with Dragons.

[Yoink]

Can I keep my unruly long hair and just wear my post-apoc style goggles instead?

[mastahcheese]

Can I keep my unruly long hair and just wear my post-apoc style goggles instead?

Seems legit, sure.

EDIT: My whole left arm just went numb. That was odd.

[EnigmaticHat]

Roguelike Dating Simulator!? :3

I am intrigued by this idea.

Take a single step to the school
"You've crashed into a girl! The girl is wielding the axe! She slashes at you violently! You die!"

You stare into the Childhood Crush's eyes.  You are paralyzed.  The Yandere wields a cursed meat cleaver.  The meat cleaver welds itself to the Yandere's hand.  "If I can't have you no one can!"  The Yandere hits you.  The Yandere hits you.  You hear the chime of a cash register.  The Yandere hits you.  The Yandere hits you.  The Yandere hits you.  The Yandere hits you.  You die.  Would you like to have your possessions identified? (y/n)

[mastahcheese]

Sounds about right.

[Tawa]

You're clearly wearing crappy armor, cursed weapons usually have negative modifiers.

[mastahcheese]

You're clearly wearing crappy armor, cursed weapons usually have negative modifiers.

Nah, I don't think NPCs deal with them for cursed weapons.
Or at least I think Yanderes have some sort of resistance to it.

[Frumple]

More explicitly, yanderes have the "doomed love" ability which inverts the bonus, if negative, on cursed weapons. Worse, if the bonus is actually positive, it doubles and one attack per round automatically hits, bypassing all defenses and attempts to dodge or deflect.

[mastahcheese]

Geez, I knew they were OP but god dang.

[EnigmaticHat]

You're clearly wearing crappy armor, cursed weapons usually have negative modifiers.

Cursed burnt -3 high school uniform.

Also it was a Floating Eye joke and I didn't feel like making a text wall

[Frumple]

Geez, I knew they were OP but god dang.

Yeah. Technically, if they got their hands on a cursed rock or gun or something, with a positive bonus, it's thoroughly conceivable they could kill someone on the other side of the planet. Or galaxy. Or in another dimension or something. Completely broken, but fortunately most of them are too monomaniacal and insane to notice the potential.

[Lightningfalcon]

I really don't know how any of you could think that such a thing would go any other way.
"Your date makes you carry her shopping bags.  You walk down the stairs.  You break your neck!"